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This young blood has a rep as a heavy smoker. If you can't find him on the LAX field with his big stick you can for sure find him out back smoking a G by himself. This mf needs no one's help. don't ask him for notes or homework because theres a 100% chance he didn't do it anyway.
"dude I left an ounce of weed we roates, and now its gone"
roates by Chaddington January 25, 2017
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Join the Rates

A insult directed towards men telling them to kill themself, otherwise joining the male suicide rates.
Man: *says something offensive*
Woman: Join the rates you incel
Join the Rates by Lucky_im_gay August 10, 2023
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Mates Rates 

To sell a product or service to someone at the same or close to what the product or service will cost you. Hence the person that you are selling to is being given a substantial discount on the normal price. As the term "mates rates" suggests this level of discount is usually only given to mates, or friends, of the person selling the product or service.
Bob: "Hey Johnno, how much did you pay for that computer?"
John: "Got it real cheap mate. Trev sold it to me at mates rates."
Mates Rates by M Provost December 27, 2005

Ratesque 

When a person pesters another until it unbearable. A common response to being ratesque is to feel compelled to "exterminate" the pesterer through verbal and even physical abuse, quite often it is tough to get rid of someone who ask ratesque because they also have a mentality similar to that of a rat, but with enough extermination they will go away.
Dan: Are you talking to that girl?
Derek: idk..
Dan: Do you still text Maddie?
Derek: I just said not really...
Dan: Have you been talking to her though?
Derek: No okay, is that what you want to hear?
Dan: Is she your bae?
Derek: I'M NOT TALKING TO HER THEREFORE SHE IS NOT MY BAE! YOU PUBIC HAIRED MOTHERFUCKER!
Dan: Jesus, you don't need to get mad I was just asking.
Derek: You are being especially Ratesque today...
Dan: I'm just fucking with you. HAHA
Derek: No you aren't, you haven't even kissed a girl so stfu.
Ratesque by MustyGymSocks April 7, 2015

Hennessey Rates 

a fee or cost much too high to be seen as reasonable for Hunter to pay to his laywer for getting his name cleared after a scandal
Larry, don’t be charging me Hennessey Rates!
The different paths a penis can take to maneuver through the various defenses crafted by women to protect their end zones.
Cam Newton thinks it's funny to hear a female talk about routes .
routes by Puntmuffer October 6, 2017
A girl with a fantastic personality and a loves everything she sees and everyone and never lets any put her down,has a gorgeous smile and laugh.
Be like rotesha and be happy 💖🙈👅💦
rotesha by Becky.wills September 18, 2016
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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