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This young blood has a rep as a heavy smoker. If you can't find him on the LAX field with his big stick you can for sure find him out back smoking a G by himself. This mf needs no one's help. don't ask him for notes or homework because theres a 100% chance he didn't do it anyway.
"dude I left an ounce of weed we roates, and now its gone"
roates by Chaddington January 25, 2017
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Join the Rates

A insult directed towards men telling them to kill themself, otherwise joining the male suicide rates.
Man: *says something offensive*
Woman: Join the rates you incel
Join the Rates by Lucky_im_gay August 10, 2023
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Mates Rates 

To sell a product or service to someone at the same or close to what the product or service will cost you. Hence the person that you are selling to is being given a substantial discount on the normal price. As the term "mates rates" suggests this level of discount is usually only given to mates, or friends, of the person selling the product or service.

Bob: "Hey Johnno, how much did you pay for that computer?"
John: "Got it real cheap mate. Trev sold it to me at mates rates."
Mates Rates by M Provost December 27, 2005

Ratesque 

When a person pesters another until it unbearable. A common response to being ratesque is to feel compelled to "exterminate" the pesterer through verbal and even physical abuse, quite often it is tough to get rid of someone who ask ratesque because they also have a mentality similar to that of a rat, but with enough extermination they will go away.
Dan: Are you talking to that girl?
Derek: idk..
Dan: Do you still text Maddie?
Derek: I just said not really...
Dan: Have you been talking to her though?
Derek: No okay, is that what you want to hear?
Dan: Is she your bae?
Derek: I'M NOT TALKING TO HER THEREFORE SHE IS NOT MY BAE! YOU PUBIC HAIRED MOTHERFUCKER!
Dan: Jesus, you don't need to get mad I was just asking.
Derek: You are being especially Ratesque today...
Dan: I'm just fucking with you. HAHA
Derek: No you aren't, you haven't even kissed a girl so stfu.
Ratesque by MustyGymSocks April 7, 2015

Hennessey Rates 

a fee or cost much too high to be seen as reasonable for Hunter to pay to his laywer for getting his name cleared after a scandal
Larry, don’t be charging me Hennessey Rates!
The different paths a penis can take to maneuver through the various defenses crafted by women to protect their end zones.
Cam Newton thinks it's funny to hear a female talk about routes .
routes by Puntmuffer October 6, 2017
A girl with a fantastic personality and a loves everything she sees and everyone and never lets any put her down,has a gorgeous smile and laugh.
Be like rotesha and be happy 💖🙈👅💦
rotesha by Becky.wills September 18, 2016
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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