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Modern day internet ‘lingo’, for when you roast or insult the root of a tree.
You can’t absorb water that’s how bad you are at your job, boom roated.
Roated by Yourmomisrarted March 14, 2019
An xbox live clan that has insane numbers of zombies (botnets) and they use them to boot people offline. Their clan has an all star team of "online gangsters" from known clans like o InFam0uS o, HosT gOt BooTeD, TsGh, Anonymous, etc. They also jack xbox live accounts and charge up the credit cards on the account. The leader is known for doing storm-DDoS attacks on major servers like VPN's, Game Servers, etc.
This clan claims their only beef is with people who talk trash to them. This clan is associated with big xbox clans like TsGh/Ln0/n01d/InFam0uS/HgB/Anonymous. Most people quit right away. There profiles usually have #ro0ted in them. They're also known for doxing the victims website, ISP, their gamertag, just whatever they can really.
Frank: Hey man what did you do to my xbox live account? I can't sign in.

Mike: Oh that kid got rooted lolz

Frank: what the fucks rooted?

Mike: Kid you got rooted by #ro0ted a known clan full of jackers, booters, swatters..
ro0ted by RebornIzBacK May 5, 2011

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Counter-roasted 

When you finna get roasted and you got nothing else to say, you hit them with a cheap ass line ending with the words "get counter-roasted".
Gabe: Bobbi you're actually Mousty 2.0 right now.
Bobbi: Lol no you are, get counter-roasted kid.
Counter-roasted by Spergy Merbles November 4, 2015

Roasted like EVA 

An extreme state of embarrassment caused by getting severely dissed by someone.

The expression was coined by the phattest freestyler known to man, Eli Porter.
Dude #1: Man I just found out my wife is cheating on me.

Dude #2: Damn son, you got roasted like EVA!
Roasted like EVA by JibbyJ November 21, 2010

Over Roasted Turkey Scarecrow

The truly frightful appearance when someone is heavily over-tanned and their hair is bleached beyond all reason. It stems from a delusional belief that only excessively tanned skin and blonde hair is attractive.

Can also be abbreviated to Orts for stealthy deployment!
Did you see the state of Jo? She totally looks like an over roasted turkey scarecrow!

Hi Jo, got a bit of an Orts syndrome going on there?
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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