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Risemonger 

The host of a show who is funnier than its contestants.
"I participated on this show, but I got Risemongered."
Risemonger by Nygmobblepot December 14, 2015
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risemongler 

Someone who asks too many questions; Refer to Askhole
Jon: "Lets see what the definition is"
Burnie: "Why haven't we fired that risemongler yet"
risemongler by Njlamp September 2, 2016

risemonger 

A salty motherfucker who's a bit too cheeky and hits their time of the month far too soon
Connor spilled cheez-it's on the floor by accident, then apologized. Then, blinded by rage, Isaac went on a rampage like the cheeky little risemonger he is.
risemonger by Shlangjamin July 1, 2015

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026