ripturd

A really loud flatus (fart). Theoretically caused by turds being ripped in two inside one's colon (crap factory).

Wow that was a loud ripturd.

by rpupkin77 December 31, 2007

Ripturd

When someone blows off a dump and the expulsive force creates a foul shock wave that first travels outward and then bounces off the walls and travels back inward towards the source of the original buttblast. Those who aren’t steady on their feet can be swept up in the ripturd and carried either into the toilet or right up the brownfactory of said ripper.

Jo: I Nearly got caught up in the ripturd that Niro nastied yesterday.

Pat: fuck I gotta do one

by trilliam turdsworth January 5, 2023

riptarded

retarded high.
the most extreme state of \HIGH/.

I smoked myself riptarded.

by Sm0k3y Mac P0t April 8, 2005

Riptard

A weapon, consists of a ball attached to a string, the ball has blades attached to it.

"Jesus Christ that weapon is cool!, what is it?"
"Well my soon to be dead friend, it's a Riptard!"

by Dave January 28, 2004

riptarded

when the point you are considered to be clinically retarded due to smoking marijuanna.

>> dude whats wrong with you? are you retarded??
<< no, mannnn... im riptarded... just hit the bong for the 100th time...
>> oh, ok.

by justaboutdead April 12, 2005

Ripture

When you take a shit so big the you rip your asshole so much that you begin to bleed and the blood drips down from your asshole into the toilet and a little gets on the shit and dyes the water red.

Bryant Pack took a shit and riptured himself.

by Bobby April 1, 2005

Rihturd

A useless makeup seller who used to release music. Fortunately (or not) her music is 99% terrible and is the definition of a turd. She is also owned by Jay Z.

"Don't be such a Rihturd, all your soundcloud mixes are pure shit."

by JesusOrGod December 16, 2020