ripturd
A really loud flatus (fart). Theoretically caused by turds being ripped in two inside one's colon (crap factory).
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Ripturd
When someone blows off a dump and the expulsive force creates a foul shock wave that first travels outward and then bounces off the walls and travels back inward towards the source of the original buttblast. Those who aren’t steady on their feet can be swept up in the ripturd and carried either into the toilet or right up the brownfactory of said ripper.
Ripturd by trilliam turdsworth January 5, 2023
Related Words
ripturd • riptarded • Rihturd • Riptard • riptardscaladelicious • Ripture • Riptured • rim-turd • R.I.P Tardd
riptarded
>> dude whats wrong with you? are you retarded??
<< no, mannnn... im riptarded... just hit the bong for the 100th time...
>> oh, ok.
<< no, mannnn... im riptarded... just hit the bong for the 100th time...
>> oh, ok.
riptarded by justaboutdead April 12, 2005
Rihturd
A useless makeup seller who used to release music. Fortunately (or not) her music is 99% terrible and is the definition of a turd. She is also owned by Jay Z.
Rihturd by JesusOrGod December 16, 2020
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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