When you take a shit so big the you rip your asshole so much that you begin to bleed and the blood drips down from your asshole into the toilet and a little gets on the shit and dyes the water red.
by Bobby April 1, 2005
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spiritus raptus:
1- an expression of passion or ecstacy
2- the overwhelming emotions resulting from a devine or spiritual encounter.
3- a euphoric / mystical state of being
see: Sartre's definition of being, ref: Being and Nothingness c. 1965
4- the final assumption of Christians (oh shit, not another) into heaven
see: End of Day's: but only after Satan routes the internal organs out of the films heroine with his (totally circumsised) disembowling / glass shard spiked, strapped on (or not) man's man tool of an angelic Lardon! see: End of Day's again (sober)
see: The Devil's by Ken Russell (not sober)
Note: SR is not to be associated with, but similar to huffing on nitrogen gas.
don't see: huffing (it's played),
see: nitrogen narcosis weeeeeeeeeee! (to be thoroughly explored)
1- an expression of passion or ecstacy
2- the overwhelming emotions resulting from a devine or spiritual encounter.
3- a euphoric / mystical state of being
see: Sartre's definition of being, ref: Being and Nothingness c. 1965
4- the final assumption of Christians (oh shit, not another) into heaven
see: End of Day's: but only after Satan routes the internal organs out of the films heroine with his (totally circumsised) disembowling / glass shard spiked, strapped on (or not) man's man tool of an angelic Lardon! see: End of Day's again (sober)
see: The Devil's by Ken Russell (not sober)
Note: SR is not to be associated with, but similar to huffing on nitrogen gas.
don't see: huffing (it's played),
see: nitrogen narcosis weeeeeeeeeee! (to be thoroughly explored)
In the preparation of Jesus, Mary had experienced the spiritual rapture in coupling with her boy Joey from Brooklyn. *spiritus raptus my dick, yo!
by Rono December 12, 2008
Get the spiritual rapture mug.Otherwise known as the Blake Siegel injury, it is an injury in which the magnitude of the hurt can not be measured, and the location of the injury can not be pinpointed. When asked "Where's the Ginsberg" one must reply with "The Ginsberg is everywhere, yet nowhere - similar to the Dickens"
"Hey Jim! What happened to you?!"
"Oh, Adam, I have a Ruptured Ginsberg."
"What's a Ginsberg Jim?"
"Adam, what's not a Ginsberg?"
"Oh, Adam, I have a Ruptured Ginsberg."
"What's a Ginsberg Jim?"
"Adam, what's not a Ginsberg?"
by Shabazz Mike Wazowski August 26, 2013
Get the Ruptured Ginsberg mug.A dogmatic follower of End-Times or Armageddon Christianity, otherwise known as dispensationalism begun by John Darby in early 1800s England.
by Dave Stern September 23, 2006
Get the rapture bunny mug.The Goat Rapture is like the Rapture movie, but instead of people being sucked into the sky, the goats of the world are slowly disappearing.
*goat noise slowly drifts upwards*
Will: Hey, James did you here that?
James: Don't worry it's probably just the impending doom of the Goat Rapture.
Will: Oh, never mind then.
Will: Hey, James did you here that?
James: Don't worry it's probably just the impending doom of the Goat Rapture.
Will: Oh, never mind then.
by TeamCade May 13, 2016
Get the Goat Rapture mug.Don't go in the bathroom for a while. The anal rapture caused by the three scoops of chili at Mongolian Barbeque is going to need some time!
by Travoltine January 13, 2009
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