A situation in the trouser department (specifically crotch) where the fumes from rippage or parpage have deteriorated the structure of the fabric to such a degree that rot has set in
A person (generally male) who constantly talks shite to anyone in range, morally reprehensible, addicted to sexual intercourse with no concept of the spiritual implications, culminating in a hindered thought process.
This occurs when a celebrity dies, or when multiple celebrities die within a short period of time, and the public is still reeling over the loss. An announcement circles throughout the internet that Rick Astley, too, has met an untimely death.
More points if you get a news site to run the story (such as TheStar.com).