ring string 

A tampon inserted in the butthole when you've been having diarrhea to prevent anal seepage when you go swimming.

I was at the pool with the fat chick Sarah the other day and her ring string was visible.

ring string by ring of fire? April 26, 2015

ring by spring 

Christian college kids in their senior year feel a need to get engaged before the final semester, thus ring by spring.

"Chastity, if I don't get my ring by spring the $100,000 I spent to go to this school will be a total waste!"

ring by spring by Jamieleigh July 3, 2007

ringsting 

A sharp stinging pain that targets the anus. Caused by spicy food, a shit too large for the rectum to handle comfortably or from bum sex.

Sweet Jesus, I'm at the highest level on the ol' pain spectrum I've jus come down with a case of fucking ringsting on me rectum.

ringsting by Ringsting February 26, 2008

ringsting 

stinging sensation around the a-hole caused by spicy food eaten the night before, or on occasion a particularly violent and sharp turd that when released feels like your ass is being ripped

Sweet jesus, that harsh vindaloo last night has given me a right proper case of ringsting

ringsting by Regina Phelangey December 20, 2004

ringstinger 

In U.K. a hot or extremely hot curry, such as vindaloo, tindaloo or phaal. Defenition refers to not the preliminary chilli peppery taste, but the secondary "afterburn" effects felt on the loo next morning.

I had ten pints and a vindaloo last night, what a ringstinger! I've been shitting through the eye of a needle!

ringstinger by KIP October 31, 2003

Bruce Ringsting 

Condition that occurs after consuming too many spicy foods that cause a burning sensation around your sphincter when expelled.

I ate all of those Jalapenos in Rosa's Nacho's last night and this morning my anus had a live performance from Bruce Ringsting.

It was a bad idea to go to Akbar's at 3 am and hit the buffet for madras, now I've got a bad case of Bruce Ringsting.

Bruce Ringsting by Mucho Mario October 23, 2012

ringsting 

anal pain caused by eating hot and spicy food.

me and all! it gave us right ringsting

ringsting by red wine bitch January 3, 2003