7 definition by red wine bitch

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that crap that you get between your toes after a long day (probably without washing for several days) - thats toejam
tina came home from three days camping, dancing, listening to groovey tunes, and her toejam was frightful!
by red wine bitch January 03, 2003

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a burning and / or stinging sensation in the anus, cause by irritable bowel syndrome, oft the result of eating very spicy food. Also refered to as ringsting, ring of fire, fire-ring.
Bleedin' 'eck! that ruby murry gave us an arse like the japanese flag!
by red wine bitch January 03, 2003

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vaginal secretions prduced when a woman becomes sexually aroused...
i'm tellin ye man, she was wantin it bad - fanny-batter was flyin all over the room!!
by red wine bitch January 03, 2003

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anal pain caused by eating hot and spicy food.
me and all! it gave us right ringsting
by red wine bitch January 03, 2003

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the exeperience and lessons learned growing up in council estates of scotland
-I'm tellin ye man, growin up in the schemes ay glasgae was an education
- no way man, it was a NEDucation!
by red wine bitch January 03, 2003

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A seriously ugly person - a minger
she's a vase, mate I'm tellin yer - she's a ming vase
by red wine bitch January 03, 2003

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one whose score is lower than a three in hot or not
Don't fancy yours much! shes a ming vase, mate!
by red wine bitch January 03, 2003

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