rindle

Unripe

This pineapple taste sour, it must be rindle.

by Farmers101 April 27, 2015

Tom Riddle

Absolute hottie. Virginity stealer, female slayer, leg opener, sex on legs.

He is the definition of sexy and hot all together. Any girl not willing to let him carve his name into their thigh is crazy and should be rewarded the death penalty <3

Tom Riddle is the sexiest man in the world - Person
He’s a bloody Terrorist- Friend
Still sexy - person

by tomriddleslayedme January 5, 2021

Tom Riddle

Fit antagonist in the Harry Potter series. Lord Voldemort before becoming an egg. Was described as very handsome and charming. Had black hair, brown eyes, was very tall, and had pale skin. He was obsessed with making Horcruxes (objects with part of your soul in it) and the idea of immortality.
Films/books he appears in: Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince

"Tom Riddle is so hot"
"Yeah, but he killed too many people"
"Still hot"

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Mattheo Riddle

Mattheo Riddle is from a Draco Malfoy fanfiction called Possesive. Mattheo is known for being extremely sexy and leng. He is also known as Marcus Lopez from Deadly Class, played by actor Benjamin Wadsworth.

“Mattheo Riddle is looking fine ashh” y/n said whilst Draco scoffed.

by dragoninlatin March 3, 2021

ridleylj

A bad internet rapper, usually male aged between 12-25. They all share the fantasy of one day becoming successful within the music industry and believe that they are in fact the "savior of hip-hop" or "Jesus of hip-hop". Common lyrics in their songs include "Your girlfriend's fake" "Poundcake cake cake cake" and "Like the fresh prince of bel air, in it." They reek of wannabe and are painfully untalented.

Person 1 "Man, this kid is really can't spit bro."
Person 2 "Yeah man, I mean, we should tell him that he's a ridleylj."
Person 1 "That's a difficult talk man, we should bring some tissues."

by Moora December 28, 2014

Good Story Randles

Whenever a local story is told by someone that results in a woeful ending, that has little to zero interest; the term "Good Story Randles" is announced, thus putting the teller in shame.

Person 1 - "... Got on the bus and there was an apple that was rotten at the back."

Person 2 - "Good Story Randles!"

by Roflcopterlmaofestation October 20, 2010

tom riddle

the hottest mf youll ever meet

omygod hes so hot!!
that has to be tom riddle!

by Don’t use my name idiot November 28, 2020