rimster
rimster by CharlesSalvador December 7, 2015
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Raimster
1. Element in the anterior segment of an old Gaelic saying: "Once a Raimster, forever a Shaimster"
2. A frequent song lyric; paired with "Shaimster" to great effect; frequently found in instances of parallelismus membrorum
2. A frequent song lyric; paired with "Shaimster" to great effect; frequently found in instances of parallelismus membrorum
a. "Raimster you can drive my car; Shaimster's gonna be a star. Raimster you can drive my car; Shaimster, I love you."
b. The old Norse adage: "One in the Raimster, but two in the Shaimster"
c. "Fool me once, I'm a Raimster. Fool me twice, I'm a Shaimster."
d. "Ask not what your Raimster can do for you, but what you can do for your Shaimster."
e. "Love thy Raimster as thy Shaimster"
f. "Finkel is Raimster, Shaimster is Finkel!"
g. "Some Raimsters wait a lifetime, for a Shaimster like this."
b. The old Norse adage: "One in the Raimster, but two in the Shaimster"
c. "Fool me once, I'm a Raimster. Fool me twice, I'm a Shaimster."
d. "Ask not what your Raimster can do for you, but what you can do for your Shaimster."
e. "Love thy Raimster as thy Shaimster"
f. "Finkel is Raimster, Shaimster is Finkel!"
g. "Some Raimsters wait a lifetime, for a Shaimster like this."
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ramster
The result of millions of hamsters being released into the New York subways and mating with the enormous rats to create a new breed of super-rodents. The new breed's designation is determined by which one is the "bitch" with "ramster" being the rat in the dominant position. See also hat.
Upon entering the ramster store, the old man's right foot was voraciously bitten off by a mob of angry hats.
ramster by Sidewinder September 16, 2004
ripster
a ripster doesnt do what they do because they want to be cool, they just do it to have fun, the result is they look cool, and people try to do it too.
ripster by sickem shure July 5, 2005
Ripster Scale
Q: How Are Fart Magnitudes Measured?
A: The Ripster Scale
The magnitude of most fartquakes is measured on the Ripster scale, invented by Toots McGee in 1957. The Ripster magnitude is calculated from the amplitude of the largest seismic cheek flapping recorded for the fartquake, no matter what type of wave was the strongest.
A: The Ripster Scale
The magnitude of most fartquakes is measured on the Ripster scale, invented by Toots McGee in 1957. The Ripster magnitude is calculated from the amplitude of the largest seismic cheek flapping recorded for the fartquake, no matter what type of wave was the strongest.
At the (fill in the blank mexican restaurant) the other night, I was standing at the urinal draining the main when a 9.2...possibly up to 9.5 Ripster scale fartquake exploded in the stall adjacent the urinal. I cut the stream off prematurely and headed for the exit with a texas-sized pee stain in my drawers.
Ripster Scale by The Real Toots McGee September 20, 2011
hipster ripster
Person 1: "I just spent $10 a grande skinny half sweet mocha latte with soy from Starbucks."
Person 2: "That's such a hipster ripster."
Person 1: "Living authentic isn't cheap, now I have to edit photos on my $3000 Mac."
Person 2: "That's such a hipster ripster."
Person 1: "Living authentic isn't cheap, now I have to edit photos on my $3000 Mac."
hipster ripster by Pizza ova October 25, 2015