Raimster

1. Element in the anterior segment of an old Gaelic saying: "Once a Raimster, forever a Shaimster"

2. A frequent song lyric; paired with "Shaimster" to great effect; frequently found in instances of parallelismus membrorum

a. "Raimster you can drive my car; Shaimster's gonna be a star. Raimster you can drive my car; Shaimster, I love you."

b. The old Norse adage: "One in the Raimster, but two in the Shaimster"

c. "Fool me once, I'm a Raimster. Fool me twice, I'm a Shaimster."

d. "Ask not what your Raimster can do for you, but what you can do for your Shaimster."

e. "Love thy Raimster as thy Shaimster"

f. "Finkel is Raimster, Shaimster is Finkel!"

g. "Some Raimsters wait a lifetime, for a Shaimster like this."

by Haasi April 1, 2009

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ramster

The result of millions of hamsters being released into the New York subways and mating with the enormous rats to create a new breed of super-rodents. The new breed's designation is determined by which one is the "bitch" with "ramster" being the rat in the dominant position. See also hat.

Upon entering the ramster store, the old man's right foot was voraciously bitten off by a mob of angry hats.

by Sidewinder September 16, 2004

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ramsterdam

My cousin is called ramsterdam and its such a cute unique name

Ramsterdam! How are you?

by Yellowcargreencarredcar May 8, 2023

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ramster

Step one: Insert a paper towel tube into your anus.

Step two: Cram an angry hamster into the tube.

Step three: Dial 911

No MOMMY!!! Not the ramster treatment again!!

by Effed November 6, 2003

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rainster

1. One of the most awsome gods in the religion of Daoism
2. Someone who is obssess with rain
3. Describing a person who is too awsome to be true. Normally associated with the name Frank.
4. People with pessimistic ideals and craves for pain.

Dude, he is such a rainster~

by YakusokuNoBasho April 22, 2005

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