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righticle 

Righticle is a false term used in short for right testicle.
Although it is not an actual word as when the word "Lefticle" was established, it was determined that "Righticle" did not flow well enough off the tongue to be made a word.
"Lefticle is left testicle, so is righticle right testicle?"

"No, Right testicle, is right testicle."
The one nigga that always comes in last. Usually hits on girls way out of his league. Always farts and blames it on his friends. Tittie lover
- “Dude look at Austin over there.”
-“he’s such a ristic”
Ristic by OmahaLover44 May 27, 2019
A sexy beast that plays furcadia, mess with her and she'll F you up, no lie.
Even though she's ruthless, she's nice. xD
Ristica by ZyPhOn January 19, 2004

Rad-tastic-ristic-otic 

An adjective for explaining how rad/awesome someone is.
Nessa is Rad-tastic-ristic-otic!

Ringtickler 

Someone who likes to tickle (1) their own browneye, or (2) their boyfriend's!
Becarefull of going to Wales as it's full of Ringtickler's!
Ringtickler by Paska Paperi January 26, 2004

Riptical illusion 

When something goes wrong and you are made to look like a fucking dumb cunt.
*person fucks something up*
Person: "Well that's a riptical illusion!" HAHahaHahHahHahhhahah
Riptical illusion by moir123 July 28, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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