Badass Texan running back from the NBC TV show Friday Night Lights who young males everywhere attempt and fail to emulate. Stud. Scored gobs of touchdowns and slept with scores of women.
Milo tried to score on and off the gridiron, but he's no Tim Riggins.
To erect, build, or create something through unconventional means, often through improvisation based on a lack of funds, a key ingredient, or know-how.
Mary Sue, not having the same resources as all of the other girls in the StrawberryQueen contest, had rigged up a dress made of threadbare curtains decorated with her bedazzler.