Another word for a United States border patrolman who is stationed along the US-Mexico border in southern Texas. The word references the common occurrence of wetbacks, or Mexicans, smuggling drugs into the United States by hiding them deep inside their rectum.

Last night I was driving down the highway less than a mile away from the US-Mexico border where I witnessed a Texas Rectum Ranger chasing down a presumed dirty drugged up wetback.

Texas Rectum Ranger by Mkolesar25 August 26, 2013

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rectum ranger

One who follows the Code of the Rectum and fights the evil forces of dingleberries!

Only one man can save us now....the Rectum Ranger!

rectum ranger by Homosexual Cowboy man November 29, 2002

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Homosexual Rectum Ranger

When a man rubs semen all over his face and then fingers his own anus while yelling into another man's rectum. Usually followed by anal sex, anal reaming, pearl necklaces, cincinnati bowties, cleveland steamers, dirty sanchezes, rusty trombones, reacharounds, ball fondling, and listening to Coldplay.

Big Jared went over to Oleg's house last night and ranged his rectum, very homosexually.

Did you see that gay look on Oleg's face? He must be a homosexual rectum ranger.

Homosexual Rectum Ranger by Hugh Jasz April 25, 2006

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rectum ranger

The term often used for a middle aged man who engages in same sex endeavours.

jonno is often seen frequenting men only bars, its been said that hes a know rectum ranger

rectum ranger by hes a right uphill gardener February 22, 2019

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