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A hemorrhoid, an inflamed blood vessel on the ass.
Dude, I'd love to take a seat, but the rhoids are flaring up.
rhoid by D.B. Echo February 2, 2006
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rhoid rage 

1. Furious anger brought on by inflamed hemorrhoids (rhoids).

2.Condition brought on by someone or something being a persistent pain in the ass.
The angry man's refusal to take a seat in the waiting room made it clear that he was suffering from rhoid rage.
rhoid rage by D.B. Echo February 2, 2006
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rhoid buffing 

In mountainbiking, to descend a hill so steep your butt touches the back wheel.
I was rhoid buffing down that huge hill in Waco.
rhoid buffing by Mark Shackelford August 20, 2007

Vagi-Rhoid 

A vaginal hemmrhoid
"Stay away from her, shes got Vagi-Rhoids"
Vagi-Rhoid by Iczer-00 October 10, 2008

Lana rhoades child 

A child with approximately 5 million dads because their mother did some nasty stuff with them
Person 1: Oh look it’s Lana rhoades child
Person 2: Isn’t that the person with 2752725271525 dads

Rhodesia 

Rhodesia was an unrecognised state in southern Africa from 1965 to 1979, equivalent in territory to modern Zimbabwe. Rhodesia was the de facto successor state to the British colony of Southern Rhodesia, which had been self-governing since achieving responsible government in 1923. A landlocked nation, Rhodesia was bordered by South Africa to the south, Bechuanaland (later Botswana) to the southwest, Zambia to the northwest, and Mozambique (a Portuguese province until 1975) to the east.
Danny archer: Danny archer

Maddy bowen: Maddy bowen

Danny archer: American huh

Maddy bowen: quilty

Danny archer: yeah americans usually are

Maddy bowen: says the white south african

Danny archer: tsu tsu tsu tsu im from Rhodesia

Maddy bowen: we say zimbabwe now dont we?

Danny archer: *PULLS OUT FAL* do we?
Rhodesia by Rhodesian May 10, 2020

Rhode Island Rainbow 

The act of receiving a Diet Coke enema and carefully inserting Mentos into the anus right after the sugary butt chug. It is very important the participant bends over to produce an arch (or rainbow) of shit/Diet Coke as the fountain of carbonation rockets out of their anus.
The stripper at the gentleman's club did a Rhode Island Rainbow during her routine. It was so hot.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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