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rhoid rage 

1. Furious anger brought on by inflamed hemorrhoids (rhoids).

2.Condition brought on by someone or something being a persistent pain in the ass.
The angry man's refusal to take a seat in the waiting room made it clear that he was suffering from rhoid rage.
rhoid rage by D.B. Echo February 2, 2006
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rhoid buffing 

In mountainbiking, to descend a hill so steep your butt touches the back wheel.
I was rhoid buffing down that huge hill in Waco.
rhoid buffing by Mark Shackelford August 20, 2007

Vagi-Rhoid 

A vaginal hemmrhoid
"Stay away from her, shes got Vagi-Rhoids"
Vagi-Rhoid by Iczer-00 October 10, 2008

Lana rhoades child 

A child with approximately 5 million dads because their mother did some nasty stuff with them
Person 1: Oh look it’s Lana rhoades child
Person 2: Isn’t that the person with 2752725271525 dads

Rhodesia 

Rhodesia was an unrecognised state in southern Africa from 1965 to 1979, equivalent in territory to modern Zimbabwe. Rhodesia was the de facto successor state to the British colony of Southern Rhodesia, which had been self-governing since achieving responsible government in 1923. A landlocked nation, Rhodesia was bordered by South Africa to the south, Bechuanaland (later Botswana) to the southwest, Zambia to the northwest, and Mozambique (a Portuguese province until 1975) to the east.
Danny archer: Danny archer

Maddy bowen: Maddy bowen

Danny archer: American huh

Maddy bowen: quilty

Danny archer: yeah americans usually are

Maddy bowen: says the white south african

Danny archer: tsu tsu tsu tsu im from Rhodesia

Maddy bowen: we say zimbabwe now dont we?

Danny archer: *PULLS OUT FAL* do we?
Rhodesia by Rhodesian May 10, 2020

Rhode Island Rainbow 

The act of receiving a Diet Coke enema and carefully inserting Mentos into the anus right after the sugary butt chug. It is very important the participant bends over to produce an arch (or rainbow) of shit/Diet Coke as the fountain of carbonation rockets out of their anus.
The stripper at the gentleman's club did a Rhode Island Rainbow during her routine. It was so hot.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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