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Definitions by Giggling_santa

Minnesota Hand Warmer 

Creating a warm, fresh turd or piece of fecal matter that is then held in your hand to prevent frostbite.
Shoveling snow had my hands so cold, I had to make a Minnesota Hand Warmer.

Carolina Christmas Tree 

A Carolina Christmas Tree is when a group of friends get into the holiday spirit by defecating in the same toilet without flushing-resulting in a pile of fecal matter that loosely resembles a Christmas tree. A star carefully placed on top of turd tree completes the decoration.
Heather and her friends helped the mall get in the holiday spirit by giving them a Carolina Christmas Tree.

Rhode Island Rainbow 

The act of receiving a Diet Coke enema and carefully inserting Mentos into the anus right after the sugary butt chug. It is very important the participant bends over to produce an arch (or rainbow) of shit/Diet Coke as the fountain of carbonation rockets out of their anus.
The stripper at the gentleman's club did a Rhode Island Rainbow during her routine. It was so hot.