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Elephantus Rhinoceri 

The scientific, latin name of a totally fat, ugly bitch, having an obscenely large proboscis.
Usually, over agressive and ill-tempered.
The Elephantus Rhinoceri can smell the presence of a potential mate from hundreds of yards. Due to insufficient sexual attention, she is known to be very aggressive. At first sight of a male she is prone to charge.
Elephantus Rhinoceri by JGSR November 15, 2007

Three-Horned Rhinoceros 

Obviously, this is when 3 men engage in sex with no woman or additional parties.
Hey Steve, you comin' 'round tonight? Me and Jim are trying to set up a Three-Horned Rhinoceros....just need one more!

Disgruntled Rhinoceros 

The act of putting a strap on dildo to your forehead and engaging in rough anal sex with said strap on dildo.
Dude 1: "Dude my ass hurts so much!!"

Dude 2: "Why?"

Dude 1: "My girlfriend gave me the Disgruntled Rhinoceros last night"

Dude 2: "Damn, how did she talk you into that?"

Dude 1: "She promised she would let me do a Jamaican Pile Driver"

Dude 2: "So worth it"

Rhinocerous 

that's no rhinocerous my friend... that's an overweight white trash unicorn!
Rhinocerous by Allison T February 10, 2008

Rhinoceros Fart Flute 

The act of filling a black dress sock half-full with cheerios and inserting the sock analy.
"I was so drunk last night, I can't believe I let him play my Rhinoceros Fart Flute."

Rhinocerosing 

to bury ones head into something and use a foot or paw to try to move or uproot, like a rhinoceros
Huck was rhinocerosing me to take my spot in bed
Rhinocerosing by racerrob November 14, 2014