Industry Trick

Also, Industry Hoe, Commercial Bitch, etc.

The vast majority of celebrities and iconic figures in today's Pop Culture are 'Industry Tricks'. Including Singers, Rappers, Actors, TV Personalities, Comedians, and other well known mainstream sources of influence. From Fashion Designers to Professional Athletes.
As opposed to an independent or underground artist, an 'Industry Trick' is compensated by different companies, corporations, and orginizations to maintain a certain image in order to generate commercial revenue and success, even if the 'Trick' themselves doesn't necessarily believe in the image or product(s) they are promoting. As an old adage goes, "Pimps don't MAKE hoes do anything." This is true, they simply offer the opportunity to capitalize on someone's recognizable skills. Give or take a few persuasive measures. In no way is this limited to the world of prostitution.
'Industry Tricks' choose to compensate themselves in exchange for fame and fortune. By signing contracts, they are legally bound to all that is outlined therein. 'Owned', if you will, by the Industry, all the while getting literally and metaphorically 'Fucked'.
Instead of acting out of pure motive, consultants project the 'Tricks' every move in the public eye, concerning target audience, impact on consumer opinion and motivation, and most of all fan base fluctuation.
The 'Industry Trick' is usually easily identifiable, though, at times, can become obscure to the untrained eye.
Most are completely transparent, but not invisible by any means. However, in an attempt to adapt a chameleon-like persona, some 'Tricks' are able to appear genuine, although their motives are truly artificial. This can often be referred to as, 'Talking out of both sides of your mouth.' or simply 'Bitch Made'.
Many 'Industry Tricks' are not renowned due to any admirable qualities or unique and fascinating talent. In fact, their pseudo-illustrious popularity is nothing more than over-blown publicity conveyed with a bit of charisma.
The process of breeding the 'Industry Trick' is widely known as commercialization. Using advanced marketing tactics that exploit primitive human-nature, the media uses the 'Tricks' to influence the masses. By creating the proper atmosphere, they are able to entice the populace, with imagery of wealth, happiness, beauty, sex, etc.
This deceives the people in to believing that if they imitate or emulate the 'Industry Trick' in any way, they too, will be rewarded with the same benefits. This behavior conditioning is called 'Monkey See, Monkey Do'.

WARNING: MOST 'INDUSTRY TRICKS' DON'T BELIEVE IT WILL HAPPEN TO THEM, UNTIL IT DOES! DON'T BE NEXT, FREE YOUR MIND!
*Excited* FAKE: "If I was an Industry Trick, I could have a Bentley, a Rolex, a supermodel girlfriend, a mansion, my own T.V. show and clothing line, a movie and record deal, 2 yachts and world full of phony friends!"
*Realistic* REAL: "But you'd never get your dignity back."
*Puzzled* FAKE: "What?"
*Passionate* REAL: "Fuck The Industry!"
by JGSR September 30, 2007
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Pocket The Worth

To profit from something, or trun goods into quick cash
To sell an item for profit, usally small and stolen.
(Car Stereos & other Electronics, CDs & DVDs, Jewelry, Etc.) Often done by a Bum, Crackhead, or Hood Nigga
Or, to profit off of a job or task.

Aslo, to Pocket (Your, His/Her, Their) Worth, to kill someone for profit.
"I had to save up to buy the watch that guy stole, but he don't give a fuck, he's just gonna pocket the worth!"

"I don't need this shit anymore, so I'm gonna take it to the pawn shop and pocket the worth."

"I worked my ass of this week, but I'm gonna pocket the worth, it's cool."

"I heard there's a $20,000 hit on his head, let's take him out, and pocket his worth!"
by JGSR October 02, 2007
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Wu-ha-happewuz

(Wu-Ha-Ha-Pe-Wuz)
short version of 'What-Had-Happened-Was'
Used to describe an even that happened.
"Wu-ha-happewuz, I got pulled over, and they sent me to jail."
"Why were you late last night? Well, 'wu-ha-happewuz' I ran into my hommy....."
by JGSR April 06, 2006
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Dime Bag

'Dime Bag' is a general term for $10 worth of weed.
Back in the day, a Quarter Ounce (7 Grams) only cost $10. An eighth cost $5, thus the terms, nickel bag and dime bag.
Some cicles still refer to a Quarter Ounce as a 'Dime Bag'.
by JGSR July 16, 2006
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Twisted

A. Extremely intoxicated
B. The rolling of a joint, blunt, or cigarette
C. To have ill-advised ideas or misconceptions
D. The act of victimizing an individual
E. Referring to the braiding of hair

Often interchangeable with Fucked Up
A. "I wast twisted last night!"

B. "I twisted 2 packs of blunts!"

C. "This fool had shit strait twisted, trying to walk away with my blunt!"

D. "He was bout to get his ass twisted, for real!"

E. "I went to the barber shop and got my hair twisted up this morning!"
by JGSR December 15, 2007
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Solo-Act

When someone does something stupid by themself.
They either choose to, are force to, or symply end up proceeding alone on a mission that shows very little likleyhood of a non-negative outcome.
"I'm not riding along for this death-defying stunt! Better make it a Solo-Act, man!"
"Johnny went on some kind of Solo-Act last night and ended up in jail."
"Fuck it! If nobody wants to roll with me, I'll do a Solo-Act! Then I don't have to split the money!"
by JGSR July 24, 2006
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Chronic Bronchitis

Chronic Bronchitis is a condition developed from smoking Chronic for a very long time. Some one with Chronic Bronchitis will cough and hack their guts out nearly everytime they take a hit. See Chronic Fatigue.
"My Uncle Bob suffers from Chronic Bronchitis. He can't even smoke a bowl with out almost choking to death"
by JGSR July 22, 2006
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