Rhinocerous

A white trash overweight unicorn

that's no rhinocerous my friend... that's an overweight white trash unicorn!

by Allison T February 10, 2008

rhinocerized

One who head-butts an individual, or group of people with the top of their cranium. Like a rhinoceros would.

Brandon:"Ben, you rhinocerized some old ladies at that table last nite!"

Ben:"Dam. Really? I don't remember this event."

Brandon:"You like flew into them. I'm not sure how. ha ha! drunk ass."

Ben:"Dam. I need to stop getting Brandon drunk."

Brandon:"I love you, Ben."

Ben:"Love you too, Brandon..."

by geezy23 February 14, 2011

Rhinocerously Fat

A living organism whose mass is so great that it can be labeled with it's own personal ZIP code. A creature with a neverending desire to consume it's surrounds. Usually referred to as "Fat Guy" or "That Cowish Mofo." Inspired by the hefty shape of a Rhinocerous, who spends most of it's time grazing and rarely moving, only being able to run for seconds at a time. Behavior such as this is apparent in those who may be aptly dubbed "Rhinocerously Fat".

"Wow, have you seen how Rhinocerously Fat that kid Carmine has gotten?"

by Some Diesel Kid Who Thinks He's God August 9, 2006

Stabbing rhinocerous

When a girl with a giant nose is giving you head and her nose keeps stabbing you in the stomach.

Tom: "Dude why is your crotch so bruised?"
Robert: "Its because Betty gave me head last night and it felt like I was being stabbed."
Tom: "Damn that's gotta hurt, I'm pretty sure that's called a Stabbing Rhinocerous."
Robert: "I can see why."

by Bo Jangles The Eleventh January 25, 2016

Snot Rhinocerous

When you have a cold and you blow your nose in someone's asshole while pinching the head of their penis.

"Hey honey, I'm feeling a bit under the weather, and we're out of tissues. Do you mind if I give you a Snot Rhinocerous?"

"But I don't have a penis."

"Strap on this dildo."

by Snot Rhino November 14, 2009

Rhinocerized

To be impaled and retained as an ornament by a rhinoceros.

while on Safari Jennifer was rhinocerized which resulted in here ultimate demise.

by Carpet-Master September 7, 2022