rhetarded

This is a ghey version of retarded, taking the intellectual meaning out of the word so as not to offend the politically correct.
That ghey presentation at school today was so rhetarded I wanted to burpsnart
by BenConsult December 09, 2013
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rhetardical

a statement or question so stupid it doesn't deserve a response
the other day steve asked something so rhetardical i didn't even answer him.
by Boyles August 08, 2008
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Rhetardical

When a question is so retarded that it can't be answered because of it's sheer retarded~ness.
Joe asked something so massively rhetardical that I pretended I didn't hear him, left the room, and hid all of the sharp objects in my apartment to restrain myself from hurting him the next time he asked a question.

When my teacher told me that there were no stupid questions, all the kids in my class purposely started asking the most rhetardical questions that she stood there speechless and almost changed her mind.
by donnthuan23 February 26, 2011
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rhetardical

Is a figure of speech in the form of a question that is asked in order to make yourself look like a fucktard
Did you here Bob's rhetardical question to his girlfriend about dating her cousin if they break up.
by Jammer 89 March 04, 2014
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rhetardic

A mix between something that's rhetorical and retarded. used to distract people from their main goals in an effort to destroy their self-image by making them confused and overwhelmed.
teacher- "Who owns your balls?"

student- "Jesus"

teacher- "that's rhetardic"
by a mooning cow April 27, 2011
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Rhetard

Similar meaning to Ghey, the use of the 'h' sound in the word, gives meaning to something that is lame or isn't right, without offending special needs people.

This phenomenon in forum circles encompases all regions of Australia and is catching on fast, especially in reference to the polically correct attitudes that are currently ungulfing Australia.
"Ali acts like a rhetard when she drinks too much sparkling white wine"
by spin off yet again August 12, 2008
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rhetardic

retarded rhetoric, especially an explanation given by a drunk or high individual who thinks they are speaking intelligently
Debbie got philosophical while smoking, and she explained the rhetardic-based idea behind her solution for global warming which involved using air-conditioners to cool the outside.
by Rybinsk November 30, 2017
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