Some guy who likes to play the sims because that's the only game he has in his computer. Also the type of guy to attend college lectures just so he won't get eliminated by the college system
A tong who gets extremely mad and threatens violence whenever someone makes a tong joke. Usually wants to start a fight with whoever made the joke.
Will: What do you call 22 tongs? 22 tongs.
Tong: I will f***ng kill you Will, you and me, one on one fist fight right now.
Will: Stop being such a retong
Something that is utterly unbelievable, absurd, whack, impossible or otherwise rediculous or recockulous. Usually refers to things that are beyond belief in an amazing way.