12 definitions by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

king fucker chicken

A popular Japanese T-shirt that reads "King Fucker Chicken" on the back. Seriously. Mostly seen at rock concerts.

Right up there with:
all your base are belong to us
someone set us up the bomb

by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 4, 2003

Matrix Revolutions

The third and final movie in the Matrix trilogy. In which the war between the humans and machines is finally resolved, and Neo kicks Agent Smith's ass once and for all.

Even though the Matrix Revolutions has some of the best effects ever, it's still the worst in the Matrix trilogy.

by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 16, 2003

smelly cat

Phoebe from Friends's most popular song, sung many times in the show. Usually backed by a guitar, and is very easy to learn to play.

Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.
They won't take you to the vet.
You're obviously not their favourite pet.
You may not be a bed of roses,
And you're no friend to those with noses.
Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.

by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 25, 2003

Everybody Loves Raymond

An ok show on CBS about a guy, his wife, his brother, his brother's wife, his mom, his dad, and a whole lot of other people.

Robert: "Look at my two girls, I call them my Two Musketeers."
Ray: "That's stupid."

by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 25, 2003

dashboard confessional

Pure emo, acoustic band with meaningful lyrics. See The Ataris, Jimmy Eat World, Foo Fighters.

My hopes are so high, that your kiss could kill me, so won't you kill me, so I'll die happy...

by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 12, 2003

Reality TV

One of the best and most hilarious things in the world. The only good reality TV shows so far have been Survivor 1.

"3 men, 1 mission: to catch as many diseases as possible." - I swear this is an actual show!

by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 12, 2003

School Of Rock

Really good movie about a guitar player who gets kicked out of his band and gets a job as a substetute teacher to make some money. He makes a band out of the class and sends them to battle of The Bands.

Well your not hardcore, no your not hardcore, unless you live hardcore, but the legend, of the rent was way hardcore!

by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 28, 2003