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Reverse Polish Sausage

A bizarre and likely theoretical sexual position in which a woman makes love to a man with a two pronged strap on intended to provide double penetration to a woman. Both of the prongs are flexed enough to be forced into the ass of the man.
It was a crazy night, she pulled out her devise and tried a reverse polish sausage but I was not having it.

reverse polish romanski 

reverse polish romanski

1. When any woman over 40 seduces a young teenage boy.

This term is a play off of Roman Polanski and Reverse Polish Notation, and references situations that are the reverse to the sexually inappropriate case of Roman Polanski and 13-year old girl in the 1970s
My baby cousin scored 125 points off a reverse polish romanski last week at a party at my Aunt's house with one of her lush cougar pals.

When a 44-year old woman rape-rapes a 13-year old boy after feeding him half of a champagne flute and a fistful of Quaaludes. This might or might not occur in Jack Nicholson's spa tub.
reverse polish romanski by Syzdek October 7, 2009

Reverse Polish Cowgirl 

A sexual position developed in the opium dens of south china, the Reverse Polish Cowgirl is performed by both participants laying side by side, and then sex spontaneously occurring to their immediate right. Not to be confused with Reverse Polish Notation, this sexual position has only ever been performed twice, both times by Sunny and Cher, the second such instance involving a crocodile and a tub of butter.
Hey Cher! Still alien-esque-ly thin I see! Looks like there's been too much Reverse Polish Cowgirl in your life!
Reverse Polish Cowgirl by Grotz October 5, 2009

Reverse Polish Notation 

Reverse Polish Notation not to be confused with Reverse Reverse Polish notation. It is Notation used for algebra that is easier for programers to parse. The alternative is to compute PEMDAS and that gets into abstract syntax trees. Since Reverse Polish Notation has a association with Stacks and Stack based programing paradigms it's usually found there.

Confused? If you are that's the point. Reverse polish notation was meant to be understood by people but it's still not as easy as pemdas. So that's why we use S-expressions or just pemdas.
Person A: Hey did you hear about that Reverse Polish Notation Calculator?
Person B: You living in the 1980s or something we use pemdas.

Example of Reverse polish notation:

9 2 3 + *is equvalient to (2 + 3)* 9

Polish Reverse Shower Head 

While your chick is taking a shower. Wait until she is washing the soap out of her face and has the shower head hitting her in the face. While she is blinded by the soap and water you put a second warm stream on her back by pissing on her.
My girl was washing her hair and yelled " you better not be giving me a polish reverse shower head." After she excepted it she just told me not to piss in her hair.

Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopoly 

Take a group of men, preferably around 11 including yourself, to any polish city. There, you shall start doing any sort of polka dance backwards around the most sexually arousing object you can find, inanimate or not, while jumping on your dick like a jackhammer. The person deciding what is or is not sexually arousing shall be decided through a tournament of monopoly while doing a handstand. Anyone who stops doing a handstand during a game is automatically disqualified and must be sent 10 kilometres in a direction of the winner's choosing. If this is not completed, everyone are allowed to paper-cut the failure into submission, and the proceed with the tournament.

When everyone's dicks have shrunken by at least 20 centimetres, the ritual is done and everyone is allowed to return to their normal duties. If someone doesn't have a 20 centimetre dick, then he does not deserve a place in this holy ritual.

This act is extremely frowned upon unless you smile to the fifth rat you meet in Poland while riding a ping-pong table down a hill.
- Honey...
- Yes?
- Matt asked me if I wanted to participate in Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopoly
- Sounds fun! It'll let you really connect with him and the others.
- I guess.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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