Take a group of men, preferably around 11 including yourself, to any polish city. There, you shall start doing any sort of polka dance backwards around the most sexually arousing object you can find, inanimate or not, while jumping on your dick like a jackhammer. The person deciding what is or is not sexually arousing shall be decided through a tournament of
monopoly while doing a handstand. Anyone who stops doing a handstand during a game is automatically disqualified and must be sent
10 kilometres in a direction of the winner'
s choosing. If this is not completed, everyone are allowed to
paper-cut the
failure into submission, and the proceed with the tournament.
When everyone'
s dicks have shrunken by at least 20 centimetres, the ritual is done and everyone is allowed to return to their
normal duties. If someone doesn't have a 20 centimetre dick, then he does not deserve a place in this holy ritual.
This act is extremely frowned upon unless you smile to the fifth rat you meet in Poland while riding a ping-pong
table down a hill.
- Honey...
-
Yes?
- Matt asked me if I wanted to participate in
Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down
Monopoly
- Sounds fun! It'll let you really connect with him and the others.
- I guess.
