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Similar to a rewipe, but done solely for the purpose of itching one's anus rather than wiping to produce smears on the papier.
Gulab had to rewitch so bad that he stood up during the meeting, jammed his TP down his pants and violently itched his bungus. There were minimal smears because he had already busted a rewipe before the meeting.

Ponsu always has his hands in his ass rewitching because he has very poor wiping techniques. Most of the guys said that his anus really stinks..

Wilma frantically searched for the closest bathroom to bust a rewitch.

The homeboy Stinky Francis had buttecks o'so smeary but he let all the boys know that the only reason he was in the bathroom was to bust a rewitch.
rewitch by GerthPaul December 16, 2022
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Retwetweg 

The ability to slur one's words for the good of the gerbil emporium.
Great! I just Retwetweg'ed for the good of the Gerbil Emporium!
Retwetweg by Bill Cosby August 4, 2004

Retitled by Convie

A phrase used the Geometry Dash community describing the title and creator of a certain gameplay layout in the game. The level is highly regarded as awful to play, and buggy. This phrase was first commonly used by AuraXalaiv and Xercicus.
"Retitled By Convie is the best level ever. Bum bum bumbum bum bumbum bumbumbum"
Retitled by Convie by AuraXalaiv November 23, 2019
When you remix a retweet by adding your own thoughts to the end of it.
An example of Retwixing (retwixer's comment after initials).

RT @mezenscene: Ah, Vogue forums. Is there any question you CAN'T answer? MM: I'm sure if you throw them some physics they'll be stumped!
Retwixing by Mikey The Comic January 5, 2010

retwidiot 

The idiot who does nothing but retweet things on twitter, but in voluminous amounts.
That retwidiot just retweeted 18 things I don't care about!
retwidiot by DSlim2 October 5, 2012

Ratwitch 

(Noun) Extremely ugly baby which is premature 2 months. Has buck teeth, big nose, has copious amounts of acne, and dirty blonde hair. Produced by getting a witch and a rat and breeding.
Witch "Woof Woof"
Rat "Come Ere witch!"
Witch "Harder Rat Boy"
Rat"Kids!"
You have made a ratwitch!
Ratwitch by Dalsenary November 2, 2006
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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