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retvrn 

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A right/conservative meme from people that long for a "return" to Roman architecture, forms of of governance, traditional family values, and generally a sense of overly idolizing wistfulness for ancient European civilization with slight white master race dog whistle vibes.

The v instead of a u is a reference to ancient Roman alphabet.
Guy 1: I hate all the ugly new architecture

Guy 2: we need to retvrn
retvrn by moonboi42069 September 19, 2023
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Rap Punt Return 

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A college or NFL punt return influenced by modern rap culture. A return that does not follow traditional blocking schemes but yet loses tremendous amounts of yardage in an effort to gain big yardage. Often these returns are influenced by the rap artist Future. In these returns the closest distance between two points is in fact not a straight line but yet resembles something similar to a Michael J Fox signature.
Did you see Desean Jackson's Rap Punt Return against the Cowboys last night? He fumbled, picked it up, and lost 38 yards.
Rap Punt Return by Dustocrat March 20, 2016

Return to Monke 

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To “return to monke” is to return to an extremely primitive lifestyle.
This phrase will commonly be used by anprims.
“I have had enough of industrial society. I will return to monke.”
Return to Monke by tedpilled August 5, 2020

Reject humanity, return to monke 

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apes alone weak, apes together strong.
Reject humanity, return to monke

Chinese Return 

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Buying a new product identical to one you just broke, and returning the old one in the new product box.

Often used when a product breaks just outside of the warranty period, or if one loses a receipt.

Person 1: "Man, I can't believe my GoPro broke after just two months!"

Person 2: "Go buy the same one at Best Buy, put the old one in the box, and return it for a full refund!"

Person 1: "Great idea! I'll return it at a different Best Buy to be safe!"
My brother finally has a working cell phone after he did a Chinese Return for his iPhone
Chinese Return by MattLauer April 15, 2017

Returning some Videotapes 

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The standard response that will excuse you from any social situation, thereby allowing you to dispose of the bodies you have sitting in your trunk.
Where are you going to?
-I am returning some videotapes...
Ok, well say hi to your wife, hope she feels better!

Rufus (ReturnNormalcy) 

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Rufus (ReturnNormalcy) is the name of a Bernese mountain dog who loves Ron DeSantis and hates Donald Trump to the point of wishing death on him. Rufus is a pro choice atheist who is very obsessed with the electability of Republican candidates.

Rufus is also very racist, supporting abortion because he believes it keeps the black population down, and constantly citing FBI crime statistics

Rufus is very infamous on Election twitter
"Jesus Christ, Rufus (ReturnNormalcy) is the most racist dog I have ever seen"
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026
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