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rectophiliac 

A person with an unusual affinity for another person's anus. Usually a male although it has rarely been reported among females. Idiomatically, it has become essentially a synonym for homosexual although it can be accurately applied to sodomizing heterosexuals.
Liberace was a musical rectophiliac.
rectophiliac by ken69 November 6, 2009

Retrophile 

One who greatly loves artifacts and aesthetics from the past. Typically associated with hipsters, whose attire often hearken back to past decades, retrophilia often goes hand and hand with a general distaste for modern culture. Common items and traits found on a retrophile are pocket watches, fedoras or top hats, ties, old-fashioned sports jackets, a love for instructional videos from the early 1950s, a preference for music than involves a mixture of psychedelia, folk, baroque, and classical, and pretentiousness.
Man, modern consumerism fuels all sorts of distasteful manifestations in our society. Check out my vintage aviators, antique fedora, and tie-dye shirt. I wish I lived in a mixture of the 1960s and Edwardian England. I'm such a retrophile.
Retrophile by Agnostics Unite! December 29, 2009

Netrophilia 

Boundless off of and obsession with the internet.
Mate, you have got one serious case of Netrophilia...
Netrophilia by Phoenix Frost July 24, 2011

Hetrophiliac 

The gay/lesbian that always tries to pull the straight one.
Man one: Hey Paul, don't you think that person over at the bar is a bit of a Hetrophiliac.
Man two: What do you mean?
Man one: Well this clubs pretty full of gay blokes, and yet he's been trying to pull almost every straight guy that's come in her tonight
Hetrophiliac by Kyoichii December 25, 2010

Metrophilia

Being sexually aroused by poetry. A fetish for poetic content.
"Your body's like poetry, and I got metrophilia."
Metrophilia by Metrophiliac November 10, 2017

retrophoria 

a feeling of intense happiness or well-being while surrounding oneself with items of the past.

Verb
retrophoric
A feeling of retrophoria came over Mary when she entered the museum.
retrophoria by The Shopping Guru September 27, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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