petrophilia

That numbing fear you get when you look at the total owed after you fill your gas tank.

Dude, my Jeep was almost on "E" last night. I had the worst case of petrophilia when I grabbed the receipt

by Drop Three April 29, 2011

Video game pedophilia

Video game pedophilia is a term that has first existed in FIFA 09 back in 2008 when EA has created FUT (Fifa ultimate team) for unlimited purchases of the game, resulting in turning the game into a pussy club. Now the term has effected many games like Fallout 76 and many other fucking games that have loot boxes in term of pay to win bullshit scenarios.

Gamer 1: do I have to fucking pay lots of money for a fucking repair kit in fallout 76? FUCK YOU!!! I'm PLAYING GHOST OF TSUSHIMA: LEGENDS YOU PUSSY CLUB LOVIN' MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! FUCK VIDEO GAME PEDOPHILIA!!!!!

by RavenTrooper January 15, 2021

Spectro-Pedophilia

Getting your sex on with a little ghost.

Wanting to bone Casper the ghost, would be the perfect example of Spectro-Pedophilia..

by moe3575 January 13, 2011

Netrophilia

Boundless off of and obsession with the internet.

Mate, you have got one serious case of Netrophilia...

by Phoenix Frost July 24, 2011

Pescophiliac

Sexual attraction to aqua-marine life or depictions of sexual acts involving mermaids or large fish.

I caught my boyfriend watching mermaid porn, he is a total pescophiliac.

by CraiBe May 30, 2020

Pedophilia

Sexual attraction to pre-pubescent children, usually under the age of thirteen.

It is also used as a derogatory term for older people who want to have sex with the younguns.

My dad told me that most men around the age of forty have pedophilia in them and I was like "What the fuck dad?!"

by Daniel Day-Lewis January 13, 2009

Pedophilia

Something that people need to stop trying to normalize in the LGBT community.

Pedophilia is not a valid sexuality.

by nlolhere July 25, 2020