Metrophiliac

To be a necrophiliac that has no gender preference.

According to the Adam Carolla Podcast with Alison Rosen, "Bald" Bryan Bishop, and guest A.J. McLean. (02/10/2014)

Adam: Dr. Drew used to have sex with the cadaver he was assigned.

Bryan: With men & women?

Adam: Either

Alison: Well, when you're dead, a hole is a hole.

Adam: Just like how in prison, you're not gay when you do it.

A.J.: So he was more of a metrophiliac?

by @dhuvy February 10, 2014

Hetrophiliac

The gay/lesbian that always tries to pull the straight one.

Man one: Hey Paul, don't you think that person over at the bar is a bit of a Hetrophiliac.
Man two: What do you mean?
Man one: Well this clubs pretty full of gay blokes, and yet he's been trying to pull almost every straight guy that's come in her tonight

by Kyoichii December 25, 2010

Metrophilia

Being sexually aroused by poetry. A fetish for poetic content.

"Your body's like poetry, and I got metrophilia."

by Metrophiliac November 10, 2017

Mechrophiliac

A person that is sexually attracted to things such as robots, androids, ect.

Ex 1. Amanda is a mechrophiliac.

Ex 2.
Person 1: Oh my god! *drools* Bender is SO hot!
Person 2: dude...he's a robot.
Person 1: *shrugs* guess that makes me a mechrophiliac.

by Nimsy May 6, 2014

Detrophiliac

Tree Fucker

Somebody who fucks trees. Has sexual relations with trees.

by Ryan August 11, 2003

Mecrophiliac

1. Is the term for someone who has sex with car tail pipes.
2. Sexual attraction to cars mufflers.

"I heard Jim was a Mecrophiliac! Yeah he boned my car the other day"

by BlahBlahItsJoshBlahBlah January 11, 2010

Mecrophilia

people who get high on devils lettuce and want some Asian buns roasted(steamed) pronto

i totally want to do mecrophilia tonight

by mr. handle January 2, 2019