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An erection of such magnitude that it stretches out all the skin in your body, leaving even the skin on your face so drawn and tight that all you can do is utter "help me," which, because of the taut facial skin, sounds like "reltney."
reltney by Anonymous August 13, 2003
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retney • reltney • reneysha • ritney • ratney • redney • reiney • relney • reney • Renney

eman etisbew retne ro hcraeS

Everyone: *doing something useful*
You: eman etisbew retne ro hcraeS
A very beautiful African girl, that is sometimes taken as shy, but is very funny and chill once you get to know her. She is so amazing and so humble in every way, many guys adore her, but she doesn't pay any attention to them because she is looking for her true love. She works hard to achieve any goal sets. Very kind to those around her, but does not tolerate ignorance. She can be an amazing friend, and or partner, but if manipulated or done wrong, she can also forget you ever existed.
Female: Do you know who that girl is?
Male: Oh, that's Ritney, she's so beautiful.
Ritney by Africa_Mi_Amor February 25, 2018
Reiney; she is very beautiful and blunt. everyone tries to be her friend. She's a bitch but the nicest bitch ever.. whore and fuck would generally be there favorite word. Great at making money horrible at driving . Always wants to help others and always finds a way too.
reiney by Trippyprincess99 July 2, 2019
Relney is when you get a boner so big that it stretches out all the skin on your body so much that you are unable to blink your eyes.
I'm going to have a relney for the entire Miranda Lambert concert
relney by Denver Smith August 29, 2007
Also spelled as "rheltney": a hard-on so intense that you can't breathe or blink your eyes. Paralysis can only be alleviated by sexual contact. In derivative Disney culture, Sleeping Beauty, (man with reltney), is awakened (un-paralyzed) by a beautiful prince (woman) by a kiss to her lips
(penis).
Gasping: "Help me! Reltney!"
reltney by w. john May 22, 2004
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