retarted monkey
retarted monkey by SeanPatrick March 28, 2008
RETARTED MONKEY WITH AIDS
what a rich man needs
a poor person has
we cant live without it
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RETARTED MONKEY WITH AIDS x.x
a poor person has
we cant live without it
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RETARTED MONKEY WITH AIDS x.x
RETARTED MONKEY WITH AIDS by RETARTED MONKEY WITH AIDS June 21, 2010
retarded monkey strength
You know how monkeys can lift 4000 pounds? And retarded people have twice the strength of a normal person? Well imagine the stregth a retarded monkey has.
Colman: "How did that monkey just throw that car?!"
Laura: "Well it has downs so it has retarded monkey strength. Get rid of that banana."
Laura: "Well it has downs so it has retarded monkey strength. Get rid of that banana."
retarded monkey strength by lo6972 August 20, 2018
retarded monkey fuck
Someone who constantly repeats the same lame joke they've already told you 3,000 million times before, expecting that the 3,001 millionth time you're bound to laugh.
Retarded Monkey Fuck: Hey, what's brown and sticky?
Other Guy: I don't know, jackass. Why don't you tell me?
Retarded Monkey Fuck: A stick! Haha!
Other Guy: I'm so glad I have zoloft...
Other Guy: I don't know, jackass. Why don't you tell me?
Retarded Monkey Fuck: A stick! Haha!
Other Guy: I'm so glad I have zoloft...
retarded monkey fuck by Gerbilweebies April 29, 2005
retarded monkey
The standard by which math classes are graded. If you can't beat the retarded monkey, do you really think you're going to pass?
Student 1) What did you get on your test score, man?
Student 2) 36/100.
Student 1) Man, the retarded monkey got a 63, what the hell were you doing?
Student 2) 36/100.
Student 1) Man, the retarded monkey got a 63, what the hell were you doing?
retarded monkey by Icbat December 9, 2008
retarded monkey
1. Someone who has a plan which they consider great at the moment, but in retrospect, does not seem very good. Infact, it seems horrible.
2. A hilarious insult. Geared towards mentally ill apes and arangutangs, or more likely someone on that level.
2. A hilarious insult. Geared towards mentally ill apes and arangutangs, or more likely someone on that level.
1. "So, the Sarge said my plan had merit, but it was executed poorly."-Grif
"Bullshit, Sarge said were a retarded monkey."-Simmons
2. "Dude, you are such a retarded monkey, now how do I spell check?"-The Omega Master
"Bullshit, Sarge said were a retarded monkey."-Simmons
2. "Dude, you are such a retarded monkey, now how do I spell check?"-The Omega Master
retarded monkey by -The Omega Master February 8, 2005
retarded monkey
The standard by which math classes are graded. If you can't beat the retarded monkey, do you really think you're going to pass?
Student 1) What did you get on your test score, man?
Student 2) 36/100.
Student 1) Man, the retarded monkey got a 63, what the hell were you doing?
Student 2) 36/100.
Student 1) Man, the retarded monkey got a 63, what the hell were you doing?
retarded monkey by Icbat December 11, 2008
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