Gerbilweebies's definitions

polo

An ugly type of shirt worn by preppies and other horribly aggravating stereotypes that is usually worn with the collar popped up.

When Julia said "cute as a polo shirt" I had to stop myself from beating her unconcious with a lead pipe.

by Gerbilweebies April 29, 2005

anorexic

some skinny bastard who complains about being thin

"I can't eat anything but bread, I need to lose weight. I'm fricken 15 pounds!"

by Gerbilweebies May 13, 2005

schmoogit

An expression of anger or remorse.

You bastard, schmoogit! My cat was hit by a plane, schmoogit!

by Gerbilweebies May 13, 2005

mushroom

A natural fungus, the shape of Condoleeza Rice's head.

damn that is one shroomy skull!

by Gerbilweebies February 25, 2005

avp

The only movie that ever made me cry.

I walked out of the theature in tears after watching Avp.

by Gerbilweebies February 25, 2005

John Kerry

The alternative to having a hairless chimp for president.

"Uncle Dick I think Colin Powell has my tonka trucks!"

by Gerbilweebies February 11, 2007

astronaut

A word small children use in place of the word "ass"

God, he is such an jack astronaut sometimes.

by Gerbilweebies February 25, 2005