What I do in the shower when my parents do something horribly cruel to me.
Mom: No more soda tonight.
The alternative to having a hairless chimp for president.
"Uncle Dick I think Colin Powell has my tonka trucks!"
Someone who constantly repeats the same lame joke they've already told you 3,000 million times before, expecting that the 3,001 millionth time you're bound to laugh.
Retarded Monkey Fuck: Hey, what's brown and sticky?
Other Guy: I don't know, jackass. Why don't you tell me?
Retarded Monkey Fuck: A stick! Haha!
Other Guy: I'm so glad I have zoloft...
The only movie that ever made me cry.
I walked out of the theature in tears after watching Avp.
An expression of anger or remorse.
You bastard, schmoogit! My cat was hit by a plane, schmoogit!
A natural fungus, the shape of Condoleeza Rice's head.
damn that is one shroomy skull!
A word small children use in place of the word "ass"
God, he is such an jack astronaut sometimes.