Definitions by Gerbilweebies

John Kerry 

The alternative to having a hairless chimp for president.

"Uncle Dick I think Colin Powell has my tonka trucks!"

John Kerry by Gerbilweebies February 11, 2007

anorexic 

some skinny bastard who complains about being thin

"I can't eat anything but bread, I need to lose weight. I'm fricken 15 pounds!"

anorexic by Gerbilweebies May 13, 2005

schmoogit

An expression of anger or remorse.

You bastard, schmoogit! My cat was hit by a plane, schmoogit!

schmoogit by Gerbilweebies May 13, 2005

retarded monkey fuck 

Someone who constantly repeats the same lame joke they've already told you 3,000 million times before, expecting that the 3,001 millionth time you're bound to laugh.

Retarded Monkey Fuck: Hey, what's brown and sticky?
Other Guy: I don't know, jackass. Why don't you tell me?
Retarded Monkey Fuck: A stick! Haha!
Other Guy: I'm so glad I have zoloft...

retarded monkey fuck by Gerbilweebies April 29, 2005

polo

An ugly type of shirt worn by preppies and other horribly aggravating stereotypes that is usually worn with the collar popped up.

When Julia said "cute as a polo shirt" I had to stop myself from beating her unconcious with a lead pipe.

polo by Gerbilweebies April 29, 2005

pee

What I do in the shower when my parents do something horribly cruel to me.

Mom: No more soda tonight.

Kid: BLASPHEMY!

pee by Gerbilweebies February 25, 2005

avp

The only movie that ever made me cry.

I walked out of the theature in tears after watching Avp.

avp by Gerbilweebies February 25, 2005