9 definition by Gerbilweebies

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What I do in the shower when my parents do something horribly cruel to me.
Mom: No more soda tonight.

Kid: BLASPHEMY!
by Gerbilweebies February 25, 2005

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The alternative to having a hairless chimp for president.
"Uncle Dick I think Colin Powell has my tonka trucks!"
by Gerbilweebies February 25, 2005

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Someone who constantly repeats the same lame joke they've already told you 3,000 million times before, expecting that the 3,001 millionth time you're bound to laugh.
Retarded Monkey Fuck: Hey, what's brown and sticky?
Other Guy: I don't know, jackass. Why don't you tell me?
Retarded Monkey Fuck: A stick! Haha!
Other Guy: I'm so glad I have zoloft...
by Gerbilweebies April 29, 2005

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avp
The only movie that ever made me cry.
I walked out of the theature in tears after watching Avp.
by Gerbilweebies February 25, 2005

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An expression of anger or remorse.
You bastard, schmoogit! My cat was hit by a plane, schmoogit!
by Gerbilweebies February 17, 2005

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A natural fungus, the shape of Condoleeza Rice's head.
damn that is one shroomy skull!
by Gerbilweebies February 25, 2005

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A word small children use in place of the word "ass"
God, he is such an jack astronaut sometimes.
by Gerbilweebies February 25, 2005

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