9 definitions by Gerbilweebies

John Kerry

The alternative to having a hairless chimp for president.

"Uncle Dick I think Colin Powell has my tonka trucks!"

by Gerbilweebies February 26, 2005

polo

An ugly type of shirt worn by preppies and other horribly aggravating stereotypes that is usually worn with the collar popped up.

When Julia said "cute as a polo shirt" I had to stop myself from beating her unconcious with a lead pipe.

by Gerbilweebies April 30, 2005

anorexic

some skinny bastard who complains about being thin

"I can't eat anything but bread, I need to lose weight. I'm fricken 15 pounds!"

by Gerbilweebies February 17, 2005

astronaut

A word small children use in place of the word "ass"

God, he is such an jack astronaut sometimes.

by Gerbilweebies February 26, 2005

mushroom

A natural fungus, the shape of Condoleeza Rice's head.

damn that is one shroomy skull!

by Gerbilweebies February 26, 2005

retarded monkey fuck

Someone who constantly repeats the same lame joke they've already told you 3,000 million times before, expecting that the 3,001 millionth time you're bound to laugh.

Retarded Monkey Fuck: Hey, what's brown and sticky?
Other Guy: I don't know, jackass. Why don't you tell me?
Retarded Monkey Fuck: A stick! Haha!
Other Guy: I'm so glad I have zoloft...

by Gerbilweebies April 30, 2005

avp

The only movie that ever made me cry.

I walked out of the theature in tears after watching Avp.

by Gerbilweebies February 25, 2005