Something that is so retardedly ridiculous it's retardiculous...
I once was about to blurt out the "R" word in front of someone who has a disability. I tried to say ridiculous instead but it was too late...I had already begun to say "Retard...so out came RETARDICULOUS"
used when something is mind blowingly stupid, shocking or awesome...
Used in a sentence; "holy fuck! that is retardiculous!"
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.