Retardeds

A fucking stoopid whore

Hey read the fucking sentence come on, what are you, a fucking retardeds

by ehebej June 15, 2020

da gay fat retardeds

noun. The most uber rad 1337 54U53 band in the universe. most popular song is "Lester Oats". Widely known around the country of Mongolia.

"Bro, are you gonna go see DGFR after we go romp glamis in our raised f-150s bro??"

"DGFR is sicky gnar gnar bro!!!"

by your mom. April 19, 2005

da gay fat retardeds

Many moons ago, Billy and Phil, two best pals from the city of Clarksburg, began scouring the internet for a fresh new music act. Something mature, but not overly sentimental. Something fun, but not too juvenile. What they got was Da Fat Gay Retardeds. DaFGaR consists of two members: Fagdar and Gardaf. They had been a band for many years prior to Billy and Phil's discovery of their immense talent. Apparently, they were just too fat and stupid to know how to properly harness their own raw musical talent. Soon after the discovery, Billy and Phil agreed to act as DaFGaR's promotion agency. After many months of fat, gay retardedness they finally had a song to promote; that song being the absolutely enchanting, "lester-oats". Their first step towards stardom was when they posted "lester-oats" on the now defunct Mp3.com. Unfortunately, DaFGaR insisted that their music be classified as "Children's Music". Billy and Phil, not wanting to upset the gay duo, complied . A day later, Mp3.com emailed DaFGaR back, claiming that their music was, "not suitable for children." This put Fagdar and Gardaf into a heavy state of depression; a state they may still be in today. Billy and Phil lost contact with DaFGaR during their great depression, and "lester-oats", though popular among those lucky individuals who have heard it, never garnered the success it should have. Amen.

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by anonymous gangster rapper April 19, 2005

Retarded Shoes

Any type of footwear that has velcro fastening.

I saw this guy wearing a fanny pack and a pair of Retarded Shoes but there was nothing wrong with him

by will bitten December 18, 2016

L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r

It should come as no surprise to anyone that knows and/or has to work with The N.i.g.g.e.r L.a.r.r.y M.a.j.o.r in O.m.a.h.a that he has extreme issues with his behavior, mannerisms, personality, hygiene, etc. This retarded nigger is living proof that this condition is genetic. His defective genes have been passed on, resulting in his retarded offspring. Condolences go to the unfortunate child, but not to this prime example of a subnormal specimen that never should have been allowed to procreate in the first place.

The gene pool for L.a.r.r.y ‘Retarded Chimp’ M.a.j.o.r should have been severed prior to his creation. Society is continually plagued with this sick, alcoholic piece of shit. A prime example of procreation out of ignorance.

by papaboy March 1, 2013

Dentally Retarded

Somebody who has orthodontic problems, especially teeth coming in slowly.

"My orthodontist said I'm dentally advanced."
"Mine said I"m dentally retarded."

by plunger333 August 7, 2007

beyond retarded

beyond retarded is nearly reaching final level of retardness. When calling someone retarded isn't enough, beyond retarded will just cut the chase and do the trick. We have fail, and epic fail. And we have retarded and beyond retarded.

League of legends ongoing game:

TITOV: Hey guys, they are too strong, too fast, let's give up
I R Rumble: You are beyond retarded -.- being beaten up by bots?!

by uplink May 28, 2012