retardedsaurus

Someone who is an enormous retard. Or something to call your Friend if they do something stupid.

Just like how you use the word retard. Retardedsaurus

by Imma BANANA May 26, 2018

Retardosaurus Rex

Weight: over 200 lbs (90 kg)

Hight: 6"0' (1,80m) or taller

Its face looks like its ass

Lives in urban Copenhagen, sometimes spotted in Sweden,
Germany and Calgary. In other words, they are spreading across the globe...

Mates with sheep and dogs

Eats anything

Loves to "find" bikes

Mating ritual involves getting drunk and screaming profanities

The sex appeal of the male Retardosaurus is very low, hence it seldomly finds a spouse and is therefor a endangered species

If spotted DO NOT APPROACH IF YOU WEAR SHORT SKIRTS, carries a variety of diseases

Jonny: "Oh maaaan that girl I hooked up with yesterday was so hot!"
Oliver: "Dude, she looked like a sheep!"
Jonny:"Ye so she's hot!"
Miguel:"You could just as well tried a dog man..."
Jonny:"I do love dogs..."
Oliver:"Why does your face look like your ass anyways?"
Jonny:"I can't help that, don't make fun of me :-("
Oliver & Miguel:"Stupid Retardosaurus Rex..."

by Bigger & Fanker March 7, 2009

retardosaurus

A very thick dinosaur or someone who is stupider than a neandophol as a retardosaurus came first

You are a retardosaurus

by Retardosaur September 2, 2003

retardasaurus

An individual with an excessive amount of retardation. Often with the first name Carol, Amanda, or Ericka.

She is a retardasaurus!

by Dip2 January 2, 2011

retardosaurus

major retard

what a fucking retardosaurus

by Swampy February 14, 2003

RetartedSaurusRex

a person that never listens and doesn't get anything because they're rude.

"Bro! that girl is a RetartedSaurusRex

by ellie carkeek August 3, 2020

Retardasaurus Rex

Shit you see that makes you want to fuck up the guy who made it.

It's a Retardasaurus Rex!!!

by Marshallmates June 4, 2018