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Retardant 

A type of cologne a dumb fucker wears that keeps the women away.
Dan must have the retardant on cause all the women are running away!
Retardant by anonymous December 22, 2023

Retardant drop 

The act of hanging from a ceiling fan while masturbating and making airplane noises. Then shooting semen on a woman while hovering over her. Can also do with feces. Commonly called a dirty retardant drop
Bro I broke my fan last night doing a retardant drop on Sarah
Retardant drop by Black dot June 13, 2016

Sex Retardant 

An agent that enigmatically repels sexual desire such as moldy cheese, dead horses, or Hillary Clinton’s breasts.
I saw an old fuckass bitch bitch at the store today and my boner went limp faster than light speed. She had total Sex Retardant written all over her
Sex Retardant by Obiwan723 March 3, 2021

Flame retardant 

A safer way to call someone retarded without a teacher knowing. Make sure to put “expired” in front of it to lower suspicion.
Joe: I failed the math test. How was I supposed to know that x is equivalent to 2?
Mike: You expired flame retardant!
Flame retardant by Thebirdman567 November 8, 2019

pussy retardant 

Similar to a cock block but used in a female context.

A "pussy retardant" is a person that prevents a woman from fullfilling her sexual desires with a partner.
This b%8h be F$%kin up my game, she's a got damn pussy retardant
pussy retardant by SupWitChuuGirl December 27, 2010