retard card
person 1: that rapist pulled the retard card now he gets to live in a cushy psych ward
person 2: disgusting
person 2: disgusting
retard card by sinsforeal May 14, 2016
debit card retard
This is a person who goes to the store and once they pay for their items, the cashier must always tell them to flip their debit card over as they ALWAYS have it facing the wrong way.
That guy ALWAYS has his debit card facing to the left. What a retard eh? I mean, he comes in twice a week and ALWAYS forgets. He must be a debit card retard.
debit card retard by NakedDebit August 17, 2010
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reward card
a fictional object, generally used to suggest that someone is sucking up in search of some kind of material gain or reward. best said in a sarcastic tone to show that you are unimpressed with the persons actions.
reward card by archy December 19, 2004
retardtard
retardtard by Sam.BartyB September 18, 2019
Retardardion
If all the retarded people got together and formed a colony or World of Warcraft race, this would be it. They live in hills and fly jet planes. When in battle, they should Billy Joel and wield short swords.
1.Watch out! You could get tetnis from that angry Retardardion!
2.Dood no way, her new boyfriend is a fucking Retardardion!?!?!
2.Dood no way, her new boyfriend is a fucking Retardardion!?!?!
Retardardion by Kingsley Dawson May 24, 2007
I exchange V-cards with the retards.
Mack Maine says "I exchange v-cards with the retards" in the song "Every Girl". He means that he does not discriminate, he likes all women.
Friend 1-"You see that girl over there?"
Friend 2-"Yea she's ugly, and looks a little retarded."
Friend 1-"I exchange V-cards with the retards."
Friend 2-"What?"
Friend 1-"I don't discriminate, I would fuck her. But now I'm thinking you're the retard."
Friend 2-"Yea she's ugly, and looks a little retarded."
Friend 1-"I exchange V-cards with the retards."
Friend 2-"What?"
Friend 1-"I don't discriminate, I would fuck her. But now I'm thinking you're the retard."
I exchange V-cards with the retards. by Indiscriminate May 18, 2010
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