retagulate 

1) what your friends tell you to regulate your diet since your fat ass cant make it out the door to your doctors office because you ate too many big macs
2) what one does to regulate your diet so your doctor doesnt have to see your fat ass anymore

"hey joe, y'all gotta retagulate your fat ass, you can't fit through the damn door!"

retagulate by the.only.braindead November 15, 2019

I dont discriminate, I regulate every shade of the ass 

More truer words have never been spoken.

Meaning, you find people of all races, cultures, nationalities, backgrounds, etc. attractive. Instead of only being romantically involved with people of your own race/culture, you find people of all races/cultures equally attractive, so you date people of your culture, in addition to people of other cultures.

I don't limit myself romantically with only one group of people or prejudge anyone. I find everyone beautiful no matter where the person comes from, and that's how it should be imo. As long as you have similar interests, the fact that you come from different backgrounds shouldn't matter.

__________

"I love from butter pecan to black berry molass,
I dont discriminate, I regulate every shade of the ass,
Long as you show class and pass my test,
Fat ass and breast, highly intelligent bachelorettes,
Thats the best I won't settle for less,
I wanna ghetto brunette, with unforgettable sex,
I lay your head on my chest, come feel my heartbeat,
We can park the jeep, pump Mobb Deep, and just spark the leaf"
---Lyrics taken from the song "Still not a player" by the rapper Big Pun

I dont discriminate, I regulate every shade of the ass by .PiCe.NuSSy. October 24, 2008

regulate

To lay down the law. Begin controlling shit. Often By physical force/restraint.

"If he pulls that shit again, I'm gunna have to REGULATE that muh-fucka."

regulate by Diego August 17, 2003

reticulated giraffe 

The reticulated giraffe (Giraffa camelopardalis reticulata), also known as the Somali giraffe, is a subspecies of giraffe native to the Horn of Africa. It lives in Somalia, southern Ethiopia, and northern Kenya. There are approximately 8,500 individuals living in the wild. The reticulated giraffe was described and given its binomial name by British zoologist William Edward de Winton in 1899, however the IUCN currently recognizes only one species of giraffe with nine subspecies.

Reticulated giraffes can interbreed with other giraffe species in captivity or if they come into contact with populations of other species in the wild.

Together with the Rothschild's giraffe, it is by far the giraffe that is most commonly seen in zoos. Its coat consists of large, polygonal, liver-colored spots outlined by a network of bright-white lines. The blocks may sometimes appear deep red and may also cover the legs. Giraffes are the tallest mammals in the world.

Me: That's a cute reticulated giraffe you have there!
The scared zoo owner who saw me break inside his zoo: Yeah, uh, thanks. Get out.

reticulated giraffe by theomelon May 3, 2021

Regulate

Smooth-ass hip-hop song that came out in 1994 and performed by Warren G. and Nate Dogg and one of the silkiest rap songs ever to hit your ears. Charted #2 on the Billboard Hot 100 and #1 on the R&B/Hip-Hop and Rap charts.

"Regulate" appears on both the "Above the Rim" Soundtrack and Warren G.'s album, "Regulate: The G-Funk Era." It has since become a bona fide classic in hip-hop and is now considered an old school jam of jams.

Because of the Micheal McDonald sample and Warren G. and Nate Dogg's smooth voices, white people go crazy over this g-funk track. However, they will often erroneously refer to this song's title as "Regulators" or "The Regulators" because of the intro, which contains lines taken from the 1988 film "Young Guns."

Regulators.
We regulate any stealing of his property,
And we're damned good too.

Regulate by RegulatorMountUp February 9, 2010

regulated

1. Having used extreme violence to stop someone from stealing, or causing other problems that put you out.
2. To have represented.
3. To have kept it real.

That can goblin tried to jack me, but I regulated him.

That meth fiend was walking down the street with my car battery until I regulated.

regulated by THE DCT November 9, 2004

regulate

to deal with rivals on the street- often in a forceful and violent

nate dogg and tha g-child had to regulate

regulate by DrewDown January 19, 2003