restu 

Restu . He is a good listener and is able to get believers to share stories with him. He is a person who is not easily offended and is always relaxed with the nicknames given by his friends. When someone needs him, he is by your side. He always pays attention. And when someone needs him to share his sadness and emotions, he will listen and give his best advice. However, he was someone who could not refuse other people's pleas. He also often feels that someone may be disappointed with him even though he did nothing wrong. He often gets annoyed, but he doesn't show it to everyone. He chose to keep everything he felt. Sometimes, he gets annoyed but he is still a good friend.

When you need someone you can trust, choose restu

restu by Nanana who am i? November 23, 2021

rectumobile 

An expensive sports car or similarly overpriced automobile that is driven by an asshole in an attempt to impress others.

"I don't know why Mr. Peabody feels the need to drive that horrible new rectumobile. He must be going through a mid-life crisis."

"Gertrude is driving one of those annoying rectumobiles now. Doesn't she realize that everyone thinks she's nothing more than a pathetic old maid with money?"

"There are so many rectumobiles on the road. It just goes to show how many assholes there are in the world."

rectumobile by www.babysue.com December 29, 2006

RescuePeriority 

Superior smugness exhibited by people who adopt dogs and cats from rescue shelters as opposed to those who get their pets from breeders.

Cocoa is a rescue dog I adopted from the shelter. People who buy from dog breeders are so pretentious and selfish ycet are nowhere near as annoying as my RescuePeriority.

RescuePeriority by EightBall March 16, 2015

soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh splotila naveki velikaya rus

The first sentences of the USSR anthem, the best song of all. If you don't sing along with this you will be punished.
and if you don't like this song you must die.

URA!

me: soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh splotila naveki velikaya rus.
entire town: Da zdravstvuet sozdannyj volej narodov edinyj, moguchij Sovetskij Soiuz!
Stalin: *Rises from the dead*.

soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh splotila naveki velikaya rus by Some things have balls June 6, 2018

Rectum reboot 

To have a second helping of anal sex.

That was so hot we went for a rectum reboot!

Rectum reboot by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2016

Sean Penn to the rescue!

A derisive and sardonic comment made in response to the tendency of Mr. Penn to believe that he is making a difference when he takes on a cause.

Oh boy, we are all finally gonna be saved, here comes Sean Penn to the rescue!

Sean Penn to the rescue! by Dr Bunnygirl May 9, 2020

rescue dick 

The showing off of one's prowess as an animal rescue, shelter, or other organization by making statements that the work you have done so far outweighs the work all others on the planet have done.

Barbara showed me her rescue dick when she said "I have personally rescued thousands of cats and spent $16000 dollars of my own money to do it"

rescue dick by RescueDick August 29, 2015