resting face 

its just your 'normal' expression when you're spacing out or not doing anything in particular.

Willa "Wow you have weird resting face!"
Derp Face "thanks? you have a bitch resting face"

resting face by Rainbow-Serpent January 24, 2015

bitchy resting face 

A bitchy alternative to the usual blank look most people have. This is a condition affecting the facial muscles, suffered by millions of women worldwide. People suffering from bitchy resting face (BRF) have the tendency look hostile and/or judgemental at rest. Their expression does not necessarily reflect how they are feeling inside. BRF can ruin friendships and first impressions, start fights and kill an atmosphere.

"I think Deborah hates me!!", "Nah don't worry Susie, she just has a nasty bitchy resting face"

"That customer just lectured me on customer service and threatened to take her business elsewhere! What did I do wrong?" "Prob just your BRF".

bitchy resting face by Loobergs July 31, 2013

Asshole Resting Face 

The male alternative to bitchy resting face. When a guy rests his face and naturally looks like he's pissed off, angry, or an asshole. He may or may not actually be an asshole, but the way his facial muscles sit make him look like one.

"You look like a really pissed off and angry asshole."
"I'm not, I just suffer from asshole resting face."

Asshole Resting Face by Gingy1992 August 5, 2014

Hostile Resting Face 

Also know a HRF. A condition when ones face is in a permanent state of anger, disgust, or irritation when in the resting position. Although this may not reflect the true feelings or attitude of the person, they may appear as unapproachable.

Girl: Mom, why are you so angry, whats wrong??
Mom: Nothing... why?
Dad: Don't you realize your mother has a Hostile Resting Face (HRF)??

Whats wrong with that guy?
Nothing really, he just has a Hostile Resting Face

Hostile Resting Face by J-DiggityDog January 25, 2014

ARF (Angry Resting Face) 

Term used to describe the angry-looking facial expression that one instinctively makes when s/he is resting, zoned out, or not actively engaged in a conversation. Someone with an angry resting face may be unfairly perceived as cold or aloof. An effective remedy for an ARF is to learn to "smile with your eyes."

"That Alison looks like such a bitch."
"Nah dude, she just has an ARF (Angry Resting Face). Girl's gotta work on that."

ARF (Angry Resting Face) by Eddy 3094A September 30, 2012

bitchy resting face 

When a womans face looks like shes pissed off when really, she can be as happy as ever. Also her face can make her appear as a total bitch.

"I dont like the girl ilymorgannn. She looks like a total bitch."...... " She just has a bitchy resting face, shes actually perfect in all ways "

bitchy resting face by idkimjustaboredgirll December 18, 2013

bitchy resting face 

When a woman's default, or neutral, facial expression is rather bitchy and mean looking in nature. She can be happy, nice and even in a great mood, but she'll still have that look. They can't help it.

People would usually think that women with the BRF syndrome hate them or something, even though they don't. So don't ever think that - 99% of them may love you even.

Older women are the worst offenders when it comes to this syndrome.

- Oh my God, what is up with Flora? Just saw her today and she was giving me and my family the ugly look.

- Nah don't worry, she has the case of the bitchy resting face syndrome. That's how they naturally look when they're at a neutral expression.

Next day:

- Fucking Flora...why did she give us that ugly bitchy face aga......

- OMG ENOUGH ALREADY! I JUST I TOLD YOU WHY!

Day 3:

- Have you heard about Flora giving people ugly faces? Wonder why?

- *sigh*

bitchy resting face by avialae December 23, 2013