Resting Dick Face (RDF) is the male equivalent of RBF. Yes we look like dicks that hate everybody as we face rest, but we actually are nice people (mostly).
Woman - "What's wrong with your friend?"

Man - "Jim? He's just got resting dick face, he's actually enjoying being here."
by Arby343 October 21, 2014
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A person, usually a man, who naturally looks pissed off when his face is expressionless, without meaning to.
He's just got a resting dick face, he's not that mean.
by Kingeresting December 05, 2019
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When a girl(s) is/are sleeping and you gently lay your penis on her/their forehead.
Amanda's resting dick face pose was irresistible. I have to lay the cock on her. Let me take a selfie.
by thiizznate January 20, 2015
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