responsible drunk 

Someone who is drunk asf but will not drive and will make sure he/she will get all parties with them home and then get themselves home safely

I was being a responsible drunk because I was so messed up but I didn’t drive and got home safely

responsible drunk by Blackgurl July 13, 2018

drink responsibly 

1. Drinking to fulfill the responsibility of finishing your beer, and 2. making sure that no beer goes unfinished.

More precisely, what to tell someone who may be about to violate his/her responsibility, at which point said person should probably finish their beer.

1.
Drunk guy: (Looks at his partially finished beer) Time for me to drink responsibly! (Finishes beer)
Bystander: Good man.

2.
Person 1: Man, I think I'm about done for tonight.
Person 2: (Points at half-full beer) No way, you need to drink responsibly.

drink responsibly by David March 24, 2008

Drink responsibly 

ayo fuck whoever said this dumbass shit its way more fun to get shit faced and throw up then go home a little bit tipsy

P1: Make sure to drink responsibly Josh
P2: Fuck that, fuck you

Drink responsibly by YoMommaCrackDealer February 18, 2021