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resideuce 

the remnants of a masive dump left on any portion of an already flushed toilet.
Jules took such a large, gelatinous dump that even after 3 flushes, resideuce remained in the toilet.
resideuce by sciflyer.25 September 11, 2010
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Residouche 

When you stumble upon a douchebag ex boyfriend/girlfriend’s belonging they left behind, residouche.
Damn, more residouche. I was cleaning out my closet and found a pair of my douchebag ex’s tighty whities again.
Residouche by Msjames44 June 24, 2019

Residency 

Medical graduate education where sleep-deprived residents (MD/DO) are underpaid and work 100 hours a week to become good physicians. Not to be confused with the 500 hours total required to become a nurse practitioner.
NP: "When I was in residency..."
MD/DO: "You keep using that word, I don't think you know what it means"
Residency by Oracle9825 June 17, 2020

Residouche 

Compound word from Residue and Douchebag. Pronounced, (reh-seh-doo-shh).

Definition: The leftover douchebags, from the previous herd of douchebags, who remain in a bar or club to try to find a drunken straggler to manipulate and/or molest after said bar or club has turned on the lights and most people and self-respecting Douchebags have left the establishment.
"Girl, PLEASE hurry up and finish that drink!! We gotta get out of here before we get spotted by a RESIDOUCHE!!
Residouche by Janeiro777 May 23, 2013

pussy residue

Obviously the fur left behind from a cat, in a location where it had lounged for an extended period of time.
"Hold on Bob, i need to clean the pussy residue off of the couch before you sit on it. "
Mittens got his pussy residue all over the sheets, and now there is some in my eye.

I can't stop sneezing due to all of the pussy residue clogging up my sinuses after i let Chewbacca lay on my face all night.
To repeat the action of pooping.
"Even though I just dropped a fudgecake, I feel another man-potato coming. Time to redeuce."
"While you can redeuce, you should not reuse or recycle the toilet paper."
redeuce by nolen December 14, 2006

blast residue 

the splattered pattern of residual poop on a toilet bowl after an attack of explosive diarreah.
I went to use the toilet only to find blast residue from the previous user.
It was totally disgusting!
blast residue by ueno1 May 16, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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