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Residency 

Medical graduate education where sleep-deprived residents (MD/DO) are underpaid and work 100 hours a week to become good physicians. Not to be confused with the 500 hours total required to become a nurse practitioner.
NP: "When I was in residency..."
MD/DO: "You keep using that word, I don't think you know what it means"
Residency by Oracle9825 June 17, 2020
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Residency-Induced Tourette (RIT) syndrome 

an emotional, developmental, and neurological disorder characterized by repetitive, involuntary expletives, criticisms occurring during residency training.

Often associated with mood swings, aggressiveness, hormone imbalance.

Exacerbated by junior residents, ED residents, and females- in general.

Instant triggers include critical lab value pages, opposition, going to the OR, sobriety, macro-nutrient imbalance.
ED Resident 1: The only resident listed on hand call is Lindsay Allred. I'd rather just replant the hand myself then call her...
ED Resident 2: Dude, I heard she was diagnosed with Residency-Induced Tourette (RIT) syndrome.
ED Resident 1: It all makes sense! Well if the replant doesn't work, I'll still have the same success rate as Ryan Rebowe.

Critical lab value page: Patient calcium 8.4 mg/dL
Lindsay: *RIT EXPLOSION* $@%*! #$%!@+

Glasshouse Residency 

A situation in which a person finds themselves, either by incompetence or inaction, with no moral or legal authority to impose deadlines on others.
I am expecting feedback via email and at the upcoming Board meeting, but given my glasshouse residency, I’m in no position to put timescales on anyone for feedback.

TRGH Residency 

A TRGH department where a bunch of teens go to learn medical things for an hour every day and lots of love is spread.
Any MD+ in Residency: I love TRGH Residency!

Anyone not in residency: Why can't I be in Residency? What *is* residency? Can I join Residency? How to join Residency?
TRGH Residency by KJ_RBLX November 4, 2020

resideuce 

the remnants of a masive dump left on any portion of an already flushed toilet.
Jules took such a large, gelatinous dump that even after 3 flushes, resideuce remained in the toilet.
resideuce by sciflyer.25 September 11, 2010

residentsleeper 

ResidentSleeper is an emote and expression used on twitch.tv and within the gaming community. It symbolises boredom, originating from a man who fell asleep on stream.
This stream is low-key dead ResidentSleeper xD

Resident Evil 8 

The game with the hot 8 foot tall vampire lady who wants to kill you.
Man, that tall Resident Evil 8 woman is so hot! Step on me, mommy!
Resident Evil 8 by mrmusicguy206 January 28, 2021
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