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Resextionist 

A friend who answers booty calls for you; like a receptionist, but for your booty calls; someone who answers your phone and takes messages for you when past or future potential hook ups call, so as to screen these calls for you so that you may then return the calls of those individuals' in which you are interested in hooking up with at your own discretion.
Yo mang, I got like 7 booty calls this Saturday. Dave played resextionist and only put me through to the flyest chicks.
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What ALI G would say when he iz talkin ta' FBI agentza.

For those of you who dont know ALI G, u r way behind in the game
Gimme' Maximum Repsect.
repsect by Izzo Nizzo October 28, 2003
A terrible typo of the word "respected".
Makes the whole word look and sound really wierd.
I feel really repsected by the teachers.
repsected by Insidious June 2, 2004
Reply to a text message, used as a noun or verb.
Mike: "Hey Rochelle, I got your replext yesterday that you're coming to the party, but I haven't heard back from Kristi."
Rochelle: "Her phone is probably in her car. She'll replext when she sees your text."
Replext by Some guy named Mike January 1, 2008
When one messes up a word in a text to a friend, and the friend catches the mistake and calls it out on you.
me (texting): I like to eat chheese
friend (texting): you spelled cheese wrong
(This is a repext)
Repext by i_like_cheese21 May 6, 2011
When you've replied to a text.
I replexted you 25 eff'ing minutes ago, don't tell me I never talk to you!
replexted by thatweirdasskid February 6, 2015