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Pounded like a rented gerbil 

"Pounded like a rented gerbil" is a phrase used to describe disastrous events- usually painful financial setbacks.

As you can imagine, rented gerbils would be the unfortunate recipients of an especially rough and vigorous pounding experience, when compared with the more tender romantic encounters of privately owned gerbils. After all, you'll be returning the poor rodent right back to the rental office tomorrow, so why bother taking good care of it?
How'd it go for me at the blackjack tables last night? I got pounded like a rented gerbil, that's how! I dropped almost two grand! Fuck... that'll teach me to gamble with money I can't afford to lose.
Controlling a computer system from a place other than the computers location.

Accessing a server, computer or network from home.
They were having computer problems. So I remoted in and fixed it.
Remoted by IcedOutCat May 13, 2010

Beat it like a rented mule 

To beat someone, as you would a mule that did not belong to you. Without hesitancey.
Bitch, I'm gonna beat you like a rented Mule.
Beat it like a rented mule by Philip September 12, 2003

Rented Mule 

1- Any mule that is only available for a limited time;
2- Any person taking a particularly auspicious beating.
I will beat you like a rented mule.
Rented Mule by Matt Amazo January 18, 2008

Remoteded 

Verb- To change the channel on your TV
History: It all started in early 2018 in the suburbs of London, UK when many people from the upcoming generation of youngers became bored of saying stuff like "changing the channel"
Daniel: I just remoteded from spongebob to Teletubbies
Sujita: Oh cool idrc but cool

Beat it like a rented mule 

To mistreat for one's own interests without fear of reprimand.