4 definitions by Matt Amazo

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1- Any mule that is only available for a limited time;
2- Any person taking a particularly auspicious beating.
I will beat you like a rented mule.
by Matt Amazo January 17, 2008
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1- Any mule that is available to be bought, as opposed to rented;
2- Any person taking a severe beating, albeit not so severe as the ones experienced by a rented mule.
I will beat you like a rented mule, or a Mule for Purchase. Fact is, if there is livestock involved, I will beat you like it.
by Matt Amazo January 17, 2008
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In many situations, a handy indicator of the highest-ranking official.
You can tell he's in charge, Jeffrey; he clearly has the biggest hat.
by Matt Amazo January 17, 2008
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A sex move in which the user flings his/her partner across the room, crashing into a group of Nazi foot-soldiers and scattering them like duckpins.
Get ready, baby; I'm going to treat you to the Captain America.
by Matt Amazo January 17, 2008
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