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All relish

A term that refers to the intoxicated state that uncles get into after drinking large quantities of alcohol.

Origin: Hawaiian

Ex: dude1: brah you drank so much last night, you stood on my kitchen table, pulled down your pants and peed all over!
Dude2: yeah I was all relish
Ex: dude1: brah you drank so much last night, you stood on my kitchen table, pulled down your pants and peed all over!
Dude2: yeah I was all relish
All relish by Livepono December 28, 2014

Relathief 

When a stranger poses as a friend or family member to collect your packages on your behalf, with the intention of stealing it.
Someone claiming to be your brother already collected your parcels for you. I think he was a relathief.
Relathief by eliew July 1, 2020
a cigarette. or to smoke a cigarette. commonly used by Sacramento Greeks.
ay re, wanna relsh?

or

lemmie get a relsh

or

RELSH!!!
relsh by the relsher June 10, 2011

stink relish

Similar to a stink pickle, except a liquid turd, diahrea, etc.
Dang, I knew I shouldn't ahve eaten that Alsups burrito, I just shot stink relish all over the bathroom wall, its even in my socks!
stink relish by skarch August 31, 2004

gentleman's relish 

A polite term for jizz, such as might be used by society folk at a tea party.
gentleman's relish by cracky March 1, 2003

relaphoneship 

1. To engage in a long distance relationship over the phone.

2. A relationship with your phone
1. I don’t know if she has gained weight.. we are in a relaphoneship.
2. I wake up, eat and sleep with my iPhone.. I guess I’m in a serious relaphoneship.
relaphoneship by Simbolo June 25, 2009
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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