regulaytions

Stuffy/prudish-adult directives dat are created in an attempt to keep our nation's youth from "having a good time".

Casual/premarital sex has been widely practiced since da dawn of civilization, and so one generation's trying to impose regulaytions on da subsequent "crop' of humans seems both futile and hypocritical, since many of said older folks themselves partook of delightful bouncy-bouncies in their OWN younger days.

regulaytions by QuacksO October 29, 2025

Regulation reds 

The red plastic beverage cups that are consistently abundant at any college/university party or kegger. The go-to cup for standard beer pong and flip cup matches.

"Beer pong tourny at our place tonight; gotta go pick up some regulation reds."

Regulation reds by LiamA October 17, 2011

regulation hottie 

Someone who has the looks/features to be hot but isn't "noticed" yet.

"That new chick is a regulation hottie."

regulation hottie by Nina Sakura March 30, 2009

regulation hottie 

A home-schooled jungle freak who is actually a hottie but won't accept it and pretends they are not when everyone else knows they are a hottie. No matter how many times you tell them they are a hottie or how many times they get hit on, they will not believe it.

Dang bro, Hannah is a regulation hottie!

Haha.. yeah, she has no idea how hot she is...

regulation hottie by pandanose204 November 16, 2010

The Regulations of a Thief 

1) Never steal from friends.... family is still okay though 2) If it feels to easy, your being set up. 3) You DO NOT steal from another thief. 4) Sweaters are avery good way to concele stolen objects. 5) When stealing something, remove it from its original packaging. 6) If you walk into a store, never leave without buying something, it will only draw attention to yourself. 7) When stolen merchandice id on your person, don"t rush out, it only makes you look like a criminal. 8) Never steal from a store that you hane never been to before. 9)ALWAYS GO ALONE!!!! 10) If you get caught whille someone else is with you, that person has the right to say that he has no idea who you are. 11)Always scout a store for any and all cameras. 12) Paranoia is the enemy, always stay calm. 13) You will never be caught if you steal for non-selfish reasons, say for example if you steal something just to give it to someone else. 14) Blondes are not as stupid as you think.... 15) When stealing from a person, at least make sure that person knows your name, that way if said person catches you, you can try to play it off as a joke. 16) Being a show-off, will always come back to get you, don"t brag about things you"ve stolen.

17) It is never appropriate to steal from mentally challenged people, churches, your friends, or yourself. 18) Never try to steal something that is at the larger than your own body. 19) Before robbing a person always watch that persons every movement, learn when his possesions are vulnerable, and then make your move. 20) Any thief wo breaks any of The Regulations of a Thief, will no longer be considered a thief, instead they will be labled as an average black guy

The Regulations of a Thief by Xero _ Manifest October 29, 2010

Non-regulation head-shape 

A head-type sported by many civil servants, particularly Natural England employees.

Who's that?

That's Fenton, the new boss.

But he's got a non-regulation head-shape.

Haven't they all?

Non-regulation head-shape by Colin Cummerbund September 20, 2006

Regaytionship 

a relationship between two males or two females ( also called being gay)

It would be cool to see a regaytionship between your mom and Eva Longoria

Regaytionship by Gnezz10 March 30, 2010