regretti

The state of remorse after eating too much pasta

"Oh man, I'm having from serious regretti right now"
"Dude, did you eat to much pasta again?"

regretti by Silkmintt June 26, 2017

Regretti Spagetti 

When you cook food and regret it instantly after

Bob: Man I had some Regretti Spagetti last night

Regretti Spagetti by ImApersononline September 24, 2022

eat spaghetti to forgetti your regretti 

Eat some spaghetti to forget your regret –

“Bro, I called my BFF stupid, she threw our friendship necklace down a bridge and said our friendship means nothing.“
[“Eat spaghetti to forgetti your regretti.“

eat spaghetti to forgetti your regretti by K o o k i e July 13, 2020

I regretti 

When you had too much spaghetti

I had too much spaghetti... Now I regretti

I regretti by Thatoneubergæguy November 8, 2019

Regretsit 

The uniquely British emotion of feeling extreme unease following hasty, ill advised, possibly intoxicated decision making.

The German chancellor chuckled quietly to herself. Her schadenfreude could not be contained as she contemplated the regretsit experienced by those ungracious, tea swilling, island folk.

Regretsit by @peSh!t crayzee July 11, 2016

Regrettable Hulk 

A regrettable hulk is a very large hulk sized fat woman that takes advantage of an intoxicated man sexually. Regrettable hulks are solitary hunters and prey on men typically around bars and clubs when they are about to close.

"Yo Bruce, hope you didn't throw your back out last night with that regrettable hulk."

Regrettable Hulk by TheLoganator September 3, 2014

Regrettables 

Regrettables consist of dirty sluts, girls who are a friends girlfriend, and fat chicks. Basically, they are people you would regret banging in the morning and are hence very dangerous at parties.

"DAMN SON! That party is 99% regrettables! I ain't going to that shit!"

Regrettables by Guaresca January 23, 2009