Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Thatoneubergæguy

Harden Garden

The process pleasuring yourself with a garden variety salad and adding you own special sauce

I went to the salad bar to give myself the old Harden Garden

Drinking too much alcohol and getting a slightly hard pp

Too much four loko gave me that tipsy pp

When two white girls try their best to twerk them tiny little cheeks

shit man, you saw Susie try to make her pancakes flop

When you don't have a way to express your words without being a whole asshole

guy 1: I just walked in on my girlfriend giving another guy head
guy 2: Man... Im not gonna lie, that's tuff

I asked was she trying to give ya boy that slurp n burp

I had too much spaghetti... Now I regretti

Having the capacity of extra booty meat on you tail bone and attracting hella fuckbois

Guy 1: whoa bro! You see those two chicks!?

Guy 2: They got a couple of nice fine Wide Butts on them