I regretti

When you had too much spaghetti

I had too much spaghetti... Now I regretti

by Thatoneubergæguy November 09, 2019

Slurp n burp

Giving a sloppy blowjob to a deserving fellow

I asked was she trying to give ya boy that slurp n burp

by Thatoneubergæguy November 10, 2019

Ravioli Job

Dumping a can of Chef Boyardee's Ravioli on his dick and giving him the succ of a lifetime as he shoots his tomato sauce fused cum into your mouth

her: I just want to cuddle tonight
him: There are a few cans left... Can I have one more Ravioli Job?

by Thatoneubergæguy November 09, 2019

So, no head?

A question you ask when the act if your partner inserting your penis inside of their face hole is not going to happen

Girl: My jaw hurts nigga
Boy: So, no head?

by Thatoneubergæguy November 09, 2019

Cheeto Dust

Left over cheetos on your fingers

all this cheeto dust on my hands

by Thatoneubergæguy November 09, 2019

Tipsy PP

Drinking too much alcohol and getting a slightly hard pp

Too much four loko gave me that tipsy pp

by Thatoneubergæguy December 14, 2019

That's tuff

When you don't have a way to express your words without being a whole asshole

guy 1: I just walked in on my girlfriend giving another guy head
guy 2: Man... Im not gonna lie, that's tuff

by Thatoneubergæguy November 10, 2019