Slurp n burp

Giving a sloppy blowjob to a deserving fellow

I asked was she trying to give ya boy that slurp n burp

by Thatoneubergæguy November 09, 2019

Ravioli Job

Dumping a can of Chef Boyardee's Ravioli on his dick and giving him the succ of a lifetime as he shoots his tomato sauce fused cum into your mouth

her: I just want to cuddle tonight
him: There are a few cans left... Can I have one more Ravioli Job?

by Thatoneubergæguy November 08, 2019

That's tuff

When you don't have a way to express your words without being a whole asshole

guy 1: I just walked in on my girlfriend giving another guy head
guy 2: Man... Im not gonna lie, that's tuff

by Thatoneubergæguy November 09, 2019

Pancakes flop

When two white girls try their best to twerk them tiny little cheeks

shit man, you saw Susie try to make her pancakes flop

by Thatoneubergæguy November 09, 2019

Harden Garden

The process pleasuring yourself with a garden variety salad and adding you own special sauce

I went to the salad bar to give myself the old Harden Garden

by Thatoneubergæguy December 13, 2019

Tipsy PP

Drinking too much alcohol and getting a slightly hard pp

Too much four loko gave me that tipsy pp

by Thatoneubergæguy December 13, 2019

I regretti

When you had too much spaghetti

I had too much spaghetti... Now I regretti

by Thatoneubergæguy November 08, 2019