Definitions by Thatoneubergæguy

Harden Garden 

The process pleasuring yourself with a garden variety salad and adding you own special sauce

I went to the salad bar to give myself the old Harden Garden

Harden Garden by Thatoneubergæguy December 13, 2019

Tipsy PP 

Drinking too much alcohol and getting a slightly hard pp

Too much four loko gave me that tipsy pp

Tipsy PP by Thatoneubergæguy December 13, 2019

Pancakes flop 

When two white girls try their best to twerk them tiny little cheeks

shit man, you saw Susie try to make her pancakes flop

Pancakes flop by Thatoneubergæguy November 9, 2019

That's tuff 

When you don't have a way to express your words without being a whole asshole

guy 1: I just walked in on my girlfriend giving another guy head
guy 2: Man... Im not gonna lie, that's tuff

That's tuff by Thatoneubergæguy November 9, 2019

Slurp n burp 

Giving a sloppy blowjob to a deserving fellow

I asked was she trying to give ya boy that slurp n burp

Slurp n burp by Thatoneubergæguy November 9, 2019

So, no head? 

A question you ask when the act if your partner inserting your penis inside of their face hole is not going to happen

Girl: My jaw hurts nigga
Boy: So, no head?

So, no head? by Thatoneubergæguy November 8, 2019

I regretti 

When you had too much spaghetti

I had too much spaghetti... Now I regretti

I regretti by Thatoneubergæguy November 8, 2019